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Draco Malfoy, CEO of Malfoy Holdings, is busy with work and needs to get his matchmaking mother and a host of rapacious society gold diggers off his back.
Hermione Granger desperately needs cash to care for her parents who are suffering the effects of a backfired memory charm reversal.
Draco’s solution: Hire Granger to be his fake girlfriend.
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“Granger, I don’t have time for courtship. I’m too busy for champagne and flowers and coddling a needy witch. I just need someone to accompany me on business dinners and when I go to galas and cocktail parties without the complications or expectations that a girlfriend would bring.”
“Why me?” she asked.
Draco gave her an ironic look. “Because you’re the last witch who would ever want to marry me.”
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18 Aug 2025
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Hermione is sure that marrying Ron during the coveted Solstice Wedding ceremony will fix the problems in their relationship. The only thing standing in her way? Draco and Astoria, the other couple vying for the same wedding date.
A battle of pranks and sabotage with her old enemy is more fun than expected. But when Ron suggests they take a break and try seeing other people, her fighting with Draco turns into something else entirely.
This is a rom-com loosely based on the movie Bride Wars. HEA and Dramione endgame, although it hurts a bit along the way.
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17 Aug 2025
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The Unintended Consequences of Purposive Action by ellieauthor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2024
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It’d been Ron’s idea, a last-ditch attempt to save their sex life, their relationship.
“Like role play,” he’d said, his pitch earnest. Eager. “Magical couples do it all the time.”
//or: an unplanned pregnancy fic idea that got wildly out of hand
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19 Jul 2025
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Forbidden Magic: The Enchantment of You by LthienofDorthonion
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 惡作劇之吻 | It Started with a Kiss (TV), イタズラなKiss | Itazura na Kiss | Playful Kiss
18 Dec 2025
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Hermione Granger’s heart has belonged to Draco Malfoy for several years, but when she boldly confesses her love for him in front of the entire school, she is met with laughter and a cruel rejection that shatters her. As the most popular—and most untouchable—boy at Hogwarts, Malfoy has never given her a second glance. Embarrassed and humiliated, Hermione retreats into herself, desperate to fade into the background. But fate has other plans. When a new, unexpected twist forces them into each other’s orbit, Hermione must navigate the storm of her feelings for him. With the weight of her broken heart and a new chance at connection, will the enchantment of forbidden love bind them together—or tear them apart?
Inspired in the 2005 Taiwanese drama It Started With A Kiss.
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03 Jul 2025
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Draco returns home expecting a fight with his wife as usual as they did every night.
But what he finds instead leaves him heartbroken.
Astoria has been sleeping with Ronald Weasley for over a year.
Draco leaves taking Scorpius with him but when he intends to go to Theo's, he instead finds himself in front of a meadowed cottage that he doesn't recognise.
Hermione Granger's cottage by accident.
Or was it a coincidence after all?
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18 Jun 2025