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    At this point he just wants to get Lan Zhan horizontal so he can sleep off the drugs that are making him make little confused snuffling noises and ask questions like “How soft is purple?” and “Where did the moon go?” and “Why does Wei Ying smile all the time?”

    Lan Zhan under the influence is cute, and it makes Wei Wuxian genuinely angry because he cannot appreciate it. This is not something Lan Zhan chose, this is not even an accident, this is an intentional violation and none of the sounds or questions or wide-eyed glances Lan Zhan is giving him are his choice.

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  2. Public Bookmark 83

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    Mingjue’s first thought is: generic. This is entirely Huaisang's fault, the product of listening to far too many rants about the failings of modern men’s fashion. Lan Xichen looks like he’s stepped out of a diagram labelled “Business Casual.”

    Mingjue’s second thought is: pretty.

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  3. Public Bookmark 74

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    "Lan Zhan takes some time to scream internally, banging his head gently against the shower door at each increasingly humiliating memory that resurfaces. Clinging and molding himself to Wei Ying like some sort of slutty barnacle? Check. Insulting the love of his life’s brother? Check. Falling asleep on said love... multiple times?? Check. Stealing Mingjue-gege’s drink and calling Wei Ying his soulmate within the same two-minute window?? Whyyy?"

    AKA the aftermath of "a shot (of vodka) to the heart." In which Lan Zhan wakes up next to Wei Ying, realizes he's not dreaming, freaks out in the shower, confesses his love, and loses his virginity. Quite the productive morning...

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    11 Jan 2026

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    “Lan Zhan,” he repeated, embarrassingly reverent. The man in question shuffled even closer in response — quite the accomplishment considering he had already been molded to Wei Wuxian’s side.

    “You can call me Wei Ying,” he said, needing to hear his name echoed back in that smooth tone.

    “...Darling.”

    Wei Wuxian choked on an inhale. He bent at the waist, coughing until he could breathe normally again. When he straightened up, Lan Zhan was right in front of him, looking down at him almost impassively.

    “No, not darling,” Wei Wuxian said, twice as loud and about five times more frantic. “Wei. Ying.”

    “Mn.” A slight tilt of the head. “Darling.”

     

    Or: Lan Zhan gets drunk at the club and wanders off. Wei Ying saves him from a creep, learns his name, loses his shit (continuously), reunites him with Xichen, and somehow gets permission to sleep with him once he sobers up. Mazel tov?

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    Lan Huan was not expecting to be mugged on his way home and he certainly was not expecting to be saved by Chifengzun himself, the city's most famous masked vigilante.

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