Kaetheus
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Now that I got a taste, I'm gonna hallucinate by Kaetheus
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Nov 2025
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Steve struggles in the aftermath of 1986's Spring Break.
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To Steal a Smuggler's Heart by thevalesofanduin
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
17 Mar 2022
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When is a restaurant not a restaurant?
When it’s the Fett Clan’s front out of which they run their smuggling business.
Exhausted middle school teacher and opinionated freelance columnist Obi-Wan doesn’t know that when he walks in. He just wants to sit, eat and return to his empty apartment filled with too many memories.
What he also doesn’t know is that meeting Cody Fett will change his life forever, making it decidedly less lonely—and perhaps, perhaps, the enigmatic man and his crazy family help get Obi-Wan the justice he’s long given up on.
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16 Mar 2026
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Etiquette Lessons (Type A, Type B) by ghostwriterofthemachine for Ro29, AlabasterInk
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
27 Aug 2020
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"When someone hits you, take the hit. Look back up at them, and grin in their face. This unsettles them. This means you are in control."
"When someone hits you, take the hit. Crumple to the floor. Go limp and stay there. They'll get bored and leave soon enough."
On the evening of a military ball none of them really want to go to, Anakin and Obi-Wan have very different advice to give Rex and Cody, respectively.
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16 Mar 2026
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It’s supposed to be an easy, if annoying, mission - escort some senators to a planet for relief aid and a few photo-ops. It leads to pirates, kidnappings, and infiltrating Count Dooku’s palace on Serenno. It leads to the end of the war and the start of a relationship Cody never knew he could want, let alone have.
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16 Mar 2026
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The Sun Rising Slow by blueleafsky
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Feb 2026
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They haven’t even been deployed for a month when they get new orders, new regulations, and suddenly the chain of command gets turned on its head.
It wasn’t supposed to work like that. The Jedi were supposed to be the ones doing the planning and the leading, but after the first few battles it became very obvious that none of them knew what they were doing. Half the Senate panicked and wanted to start negotiations with the Separatists. The other half did not, and somehow that led to both sides deciding that the lesser evil was declaring the clones were actually pretty competent at the thing they’ve literally been made for.
Cody probably got lucky with his Jedi; it doesn’t complain or try to outmaneuver him and it’s actually quite helpful. If it was a brother he’d be fond of it.
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The clones were (wrongly) taught that the Jedi are immortal eldritch beings devoid of personhood, the Jedi are enslaved by the Republic within a few weeks of the war starting, and nobody knows how to ask the right questions until it's almost too late.
Cody's inability to interact with people without making spreadsheets to analyze their behavior saves the galaxy.
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16 Mar 2026
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Six years after the fall of the Republic, Ben Kenobi hears about a Mandalorian in Anchorhead.
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12 Mar 2026