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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    “... Are you asking me what I think you are?” Follo finally asked, peering at him with an expression he couldn't hope to identify on his face.

    “.... Depends. What do ya think I'm askin’?” He replied nervously. He could feel the tips of his ears beginning to heat up in embarrassment.

    “Are you asking me to… pretend to be your boyfriend?” Follo inquired, and he noted with some relief that it seemed he wasn't the only one experiencing embarrassment right now, if the slight redness that was starting to show through across Follo's cheekbones were any indicator.

    “... Yes”
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    Or Zanka, pressured by his family to 'settle down', ends up forced to ask Follo to pretend to be his boyfriend to avoid being set up with whoever his family chooses. Modern/College AU.

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    29 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch3

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Maybe picking up sex toys that fall from the sky isn’t a good idea?

    (ALT: Zanka pines, fucks around, and Enjin is left to find out.)

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    29 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch1

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Enjin knows it’s wrong, he cares too much to let him hurt Zanka. He has morals.

    Tamsy does not give a fuck about morals

     

    (Inspo: @in_url_dreams on twitter!!!)

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    28 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch3

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    Tamsy loves Rudo. Zanka loves Enjin.
    Neither of them is giving up—not really.
    It's just their latest way of coping: pretending it doesn't hurt, pretending they're fine, pretending the other person isn't slowly becoming the only one who truly understands how much this fucking sucks.

    After all, if they can't have the ones they want… why not take what they can get from each other?

    ...

    "You bastard. I really fucking hate you."
    "And loving him won't get you anywhere."
    "You expect me to play along with your insane game?"
    "No. I just hope we can help each other when this lust gets too much to handle. Because… we're already too late, aren't we?"

    ...

    “What if you pretend I’m Enjin and I pretend you’re Rudo?”

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    18 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch3

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    After (somehow) getting roped into fighting in some sort of unspecified competition, Zanka is kidnapped by the Hell Guard and goes 'missing' for two years. After finding his way back to the Cleaners, Zanka relies a bit too heavily on Enjin to heal. It's more of a bumpy ride than anyone was expecting for him to fully settle back into the Cleaners, caught by a pitfall halfway through, but the two manage to make it home together again. Right?

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    07 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch6