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  1. Rec *

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    “Dammit, why does no one ever get the details right?” Eddie sighs, turning to slap his hand against the wall for emphasis, shaking his head in dramatic disappointment. “She was sucking your horsedick outside a Jiffy Lube.”

    “That’s—it doesn’t matter, Munson! Why did you tell everyone I have a huge dick?”

    “I told you I would keep your secret.” Munson puts a hand over his heart, batting his lashes. “And I promise you, Harrington, I am nothing if not a man of my word.”

     

    Eddie walks in on Steve naked.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Eddie is perfectly mean

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    Tony had stopped trying to convince himself he didn't have a thing for vampires a long time ago. Of course he did, that was why he was drawn to them, had ended up here, helping, and if that thing occasionally wandered into fantasy territory, even fantasies about his charges, well, he never acted on them so it hardly mattered. James, here, seemed destined to test that resolve with every atom of his being.

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    12 Aug 2025

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    Tony is simultaneously so good and such a disaster, i love him

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    Crawford stilled his hands and pierced Will with another look. “I am going to put my faith in you. Can I trust you, Will?”

    Will licked his dry lips. “You will have to be more specific, Headmaster.”

    Crawford dropped his head into his hands and exhaled audibly. “I have secured a post for you in Fairbow. You are to be employed at Morthall Manor by a Dr. Hannibal Lecter, one of Sulwell’s most generous benefactors, as private tutor to his twelve-year-old daughter."

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    Will Graham was fortunate beyond belief to have received a scholarship to the illustrious Sulwell School, but his time as a student is drawing to a close. Upon his eighteenth birthday, he will graduate, and be cast out into the world with no connections and no prospects. When he receives an offer to work for the mysterious Dr. Lecter as tutor to his daughter, Abigail, Will wonders whether this windfall is too good to be true. He leaves behind everything he has ever known to move to Morthall Manor, where he finds much more than he ever dared to dream.

    A Hannigram gothic romance inspired by Jane Eyre.

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    27 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This story could drag me through the streets in shackles and I'd thank it for it

  4. Public Bookmark 77

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    Will Graham is a monster by definition, but Hannibal is a monster by choice and action.

    (aka, what if Will was a werewolf and Hannibal was still Hannibal?)

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    27 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Will as a werewolf is scared of Hannibal as a human and if that's doesn't feel right, I don't know what does

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    Will Graham has always had trouble with taste. His empathy, which easily picks up on emotions swirling around him, has tainted his tongue. Every home-cooked meal is a curse, flavored with thoughts and emotions he doesn't want. After years of trying to deal with others' cooking, Will has resigned himself to a life of anonymous fast food and frozen dinners — things that don't trigger his empathy.

    But when a new doctor shows up and insists on feeding him, Will's palate will be challenged for the first time in years.

    Basically: Will can taste feelings, and Hannibal's got some "crème fraîche" he'd like Will to try...

    Story is complete and with updates posted Wednesdays.

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    30 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Brilliant use of the senses