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The Dove and the Dragon (Reverse Omens AU) by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert), The_Nerd_Alert
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 May 2025
Summary
Since the beginning of time, there has never been a love deeper and more profound between two beings in all of existence. There's just one problem: the universe will never accept the love between a spit-fire dove and a lonely dragon with a heart of burnished gold.
Anthony the Starmaker and Dove of God, and Azrafael, a crass and surly dragon-demon who refuses to align himself with any of Lucifer's many legions, have been created to stand on opposites sides of the warring factions between Heaven and Hell. But neither Heaven nor Hell could have ever anticipated how deeply these two polar-opposite beings would fall in love with each other, nor how hard the two would fight together to protect the things they love the most... How hard they would fight to secure their secret romance in the stars even as the Fates continue to try and tear them apart.
But as they find themselves stumbling upon a mystery and a growing cadre of monsters and creatures hell-bent on terrorizing life as we know it, it will be up to the Dove and the Dragon to stop the calamity and find the peace to be with each other uninhibited and share in the joy of life and love that both lonely hearts desire more than anything.
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16 Mar 2026
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Mistaken Identity by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Sep 2024
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Crowley sends a risque photo to someone he just started chatting with online for lewd purposes, but he gets the mobile number wrong- thankfully, the person it reaches is an even better option than he would dare to dream of.
Sexting/phone sex featuring dirty talk, praise and degradation <3 for ineffablyruined's Ineffable Prompt a Thon, week 5: Mistaken Identity
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- Part 1 of The Arrangement
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27 Feb 2026
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Mint Tea by CopperBeech for Under_Their_Wings
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Feb 2024
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Workaday clerical drone Aziraphale Fell unexpectedly comes into a cottage in the South Downs. But life is as drab as ever, and worse, a disastrous decision has left him with mint running rampant through all the beautiful plantings. It's clearly time someone got him- er, his garden - under control.
A quickie of cheerful, unredeemed filth, which... grew chapters and a plot. I only work here.
“I must say I’ve never encountered anyone using a – a system like yours,” he said, facing away as if the view outside the window were entirely arresting. “I mean – it was very exciting er interesting the way you were, ah, instructing those plants as if they could – does it really get the results you want?”
“Oh, gets results all right,” Crowley said. “Wouldn’t believe size things can grow to, talk to ‘em right.”
This, Aziraphale considered, was accurate. The state of things inside his trousers had become genuinely alarming.
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03 Jan 2026
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Deliveries In The Rear, Please by CopperBeech
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Aug 2022
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On an otherwise ordinary day in his cluttered little bookshop devoted to occult – sorry, ethereal – literature, Aziraphale Fell encounters an International Express driver with a remarkable package to deliver.
A one-shot that turned into seven chapters of filth, one of comic resolution, and two bonus chapters because I have no self-control.
Just ridiculous smut.
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29 Dec 2025
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23 Dec 2025