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Half a year after Aziraphale left, Crowley is trying his best to come to terms with the fact that the world is going to end in just seven weeks and that he will likely have to face that end alone. Having done all he can, all that's left for him to do is to distract himself while he waits. Teaching a too-nice-for-their-own-good human not to take in random strangers might be just the ticket.
Meanwhile, up in Heaven, Aziraphale is receiving some troubling news about the Second Coming. Troubling - but possibly the best chance he is ever going to get to set things to rights. Now, if only he could get Crowley aboard, but that seems to be much more difficult than he would like.
The solution to all their problems is much closer than they think. If only they'd remember the elephant...OR: Just another post-season 2 fic. But with more glitter.
[Part of my Credo series, but, like the rest, can be read on its own. The rating is for angst later on.]
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- Part 8 of Credo
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The Cottage Is Brightly Shining by Anonymous
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Dec 2025
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Aziraphale decorates.
Crowley is not sure what he expected but it wasn't this.
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Lay Thee Sinner, 'Neath The Cross And Pole by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert), The_Nerd_Alert
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Dec 2025
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Aziraphale questioned how he got to this point in his life. With a quick mental check, he realised that there were four uncomfortable truths he had to come to terms with in very quick succession:
1. He was 50 years old, and had never done anything as insane as this in his quiet, celibate life.
2. There was a pretty obvious reason why he'd reluctantly chosen a career as a priest.
3. He didn’t particularly hate the fact that his bastard friend thought a strip club was a good idea to celebrate his Golden Birthday.
4. He might be irrevocably in love with the half naked, 30-something redhead currently giving him a lap dance in the middle of said strip club.
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The Third Prince by anatomicgirl, RubyGold
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Dec 2025
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“Now,” the Metatron said, “I present our new Supreme Archangel Crowley, as he chooses to be known. For now. He will retire to—”
“No,” Crowley interrupted, unable to stop himself any longer. He turned panicked eyes to Aziraphale. The angel needed to act now, before Crowley could denounce him. “There is a duty I cannot neglect.”
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Crowley never wanted to be an angel, but to stop the Second Coming, it seems he has no choice. Neither does Aziraphale, who must Fall to save the world. Now, it’s a race against time and the Metatron to protect humanity from Heaven, Hell, and the bloody Ineffable Plan. -
This December by guldborgwrites
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Dec 2025
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“I just think it could be great y’know?” Crowley ventured on, “you and me in London. Away from everyone here and their stupid opinions. I don’t like anyone here but you anyway.”
“That’s not true,” Aziraphale croaked.
“It doesn’t matter!” Crowley gestured towards the town. “This place is a shithole, we need to get away from here!”
Aziraphale’s heart was pounding. “We?”21 years ago, Crowley ran away from his hometown and his best friend. Now, the roles are reversed. Aziraphale is living in London, and Crowley has moved back to Tadfield.
When Anathema convinces Aziraphale to come home and spend December with her and Newt, things unfold. Neither Crowley nor Aziraphale wants to see each other, but it just so happens that the universe (and their hearts) has other plans.
After all, when you set out to avoid someone, they have a habit of turning up everywhere you go. -
Nine Inch Scales by NooRose93
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Nine Inch Nails (Band)
05 Dec 2025
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Crowley is the frontman of Nine Inch Scales. When a feral, self-destructive performance reaches a literal breaking point on stage, Crowley wakes to find himself in the care of a mysterious, old-fashioned stranger. Someone who feels impossibly familiar, and who may know more about him than he knows about himself…
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Il signor Brown vuole stupire il signor Fell mostrandogli una sua speciale abilità. Crowley, però, non è affatto d'accordo...
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Mr Brown invites Mr Fell to see one of his famous creation, but something goes inexplicably wrong
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In order to save his home and his pride, Crowley needs to win a yacht race around the UK.
Aziraphale joins him in a desperate attempt to do something, anything, to shift his life out of its depressingly comfortable stasis.
2,000 nautical miles.
37 days at sea.
2 men.
And only one (bed) boat. -
How to Make a Demon’s Costume Disappear [PODFIC] by Nosferatini for OneDapperCat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Dec 2025
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All the Whickber Street traders came to Maggie and Nina’s Halloween party — all except a bookseller and his partner. They intended to go. It’s rude to refuse such a kind invitation by a dear friend, after all. However, once Crowley stepped downstairs in his costume, the pair found themselves quite incapable of leaving the bookshop.
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- Part 52 of One-Shot Pods By Nos
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The Enemies-with-Benefits Arrangement by LemonTart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2025
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When fussy perfectionist Aziraphale and hipster artist Crowley first cross paths, they instantly despise each other. But all that tension results in crackling chemistry. They agree to a secret enemies-with-benefits arrangement—just hot sex, no strings attached.
All is going to plan until—oh, no—romantic feelings start to develop. Several major decisions, meddling Whickber Street neighbours, and big surprises help them stumble their way from enemies to lovers.
Crowley ran his tongue across his lips, contemplating. “And what do you like?”
“Wit. Style.” Aziraphale’s eyes flicked down to Crowley’s mouth as he drifted closer. “Impeccable manners.”
“Manners,” Crowley scoffed. He set his glass down, hovering within striking distance of that irresistible cologne and the heat of Aziraphale’s neck. “What you need is someone to wreck you. Someone to rip off all those buttons and properly rattle your bones so you remember that you’re alive.”
Anger sparked in Aziraphale’s eyes, their colour a tempest of blue and grey, a stormy sea a man could drown in. He pursed his lips, then spoke, that deep and sonorous tone rippling over Crowley again. “And you need discipline.”
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Burned out ex-F1 engineer Ezra Fell is trying to forget the 'damned circu(it)s'. But when a sports broadcast reveals that Eden Motosport, a legendary failed team from his past is applying for a miraculous return, he's thrown into chaos.
Fate had plans for him. Now he's new CEO of Eden Motosport Racing. His only hope is Anthony Crowley, the sport's most chaotic but gifted driver.
The pressure is immense. The budget is a joke. Their partnership is a shitshow. But sometimes, the most ineffable plans require a burned out genious and a reckless 'demon' behind the wheel to pull off a miracle.
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Reuploaded - 🎶Rock band AU.🎶
Aziraphale Eastgate has lived under the criteria of his father for his 26 years of life. Matthew Tron Eastgate decided his career, university, and even where to start working. The only lights in his life are his sister and his true passion, the violin, which even his father controls as he prefers. So much so that he offers it, with no room for objections, to his best friend, James Archer, owner of the largest record label in the country, to join as a violin replacement in his star band 'Edens.'
Aziraphale accepts the attractive idea of escaping his father's yoke for 6 months while gathering enough money to leave his home and study a new career.
What could go wrong? Even though the band's fierce and impulsive lead vocalist speaks to him with contempt, but the redhead can't take his eyes off him.
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- Part 2 of The "J" in Anthony J. Crowley is for Jealousy
- Part 1 of Of Strings and Drumsticks
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Crowley swore off love, not that he needs it anyway since he’s happily just working with his best friend and co-owner, Bee, at their tattoo shop. Aziraphale has finally had enough of his family and decided to move to SoHo, London to finally achieve his dream of running a book shop.
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A Helping Hand by Sexy_Lil_Emo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Nov 2025
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Bees! Bees everywhere, and that means lots of honey for Aziraphale to find, and eat.
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- Part 17 of Troll Tails
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In the Garden by AnneAngel
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Nov 2025
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Aziraphale fell in love first, Crowley fell harder.
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Aziraphale and Crowley met before the beginning, and reunited in Eden. After that, they spent a good part of their immortality pretending they didn't love each other. That is, until it was no longer necessary to pretend… -
Aziraphale's Little Drama Queen by Crowleys_Aziraphale2003
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Nov 2025
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Crowley gets (mildly) injured and is (not-so-mildly) dramatic about it.
Needless to say, Aziraphale soon puts him in his place.
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- Part 88 of 100 Snapshots of the Ineffable Husbands
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The Complaint Department Has Very Limited Hours, OR, Crowley wins a bet and Aziraphale can’t do anything about the consequences by gallifreyshawkeye
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Nov 2025
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His face managing to heat somehow further, Aziraphale marched, stiff-legged across their sitting room and back to the entryway, fully aware of Crowley’s eyes scouring every inch of him along the way. Nor was the heat in his face helped by the way Crowley settled his hips more… widely and lounging-ly into the sofa as he passed.
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The Lengths You Go To by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Nov 2025
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Bill has called a meeting (is it a meeting with only five people?) to talk about the latest issue in the village.
Who has set the pair of them off this time?
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Gadfly by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Nov 2025
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How was it that two academic enemies came to collide in a storm that's lasted for over two months?
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- Part 5 of Unity of Opposites