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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    (Written from Kim's POV / you're Kim)

    Around lunchtime is when you're most likely to catch a glimpse of him.
    *~ The gym teacher.~*
    You know it's ridiculous to harbor some silly crush at your age- and for a man you've barely said a word to- but you have no intentions of acting on it. All you'll ever do is walk through here and watch him for the couple of seconds you can manage without looking like a creep. It really is just harmless fun.
    Then you run into him at the school after dark and make him drop his... vibrator?

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    12 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    ‘I gotta say, Eddie, I’m glad you never got your shit together and fucked him.’

    ‘What.’

    ‘Yeah,’ Jack continues. He yawns around his next words. ‘Gives everyone else a chance.’

    ‘What,’ Ed says, louder. He feels oddly sober, after Jack’s proclamation. He also feels like taking a bottle and smashing it directly into Jack’s stupid fucking face.


    Or, Ed realises that people might want to have sex with Izzy and is Extremely Normal About It.

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    11 Apr 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    This Ed isn’t Ed. It’s Izzy, or rather an aspect of Izzy, manifesting as Ed and saying all his deepest, darkest, most locked-up thoughts aloud like they’re nothing. Because the gravy basket is the fucking worst.

    Or: Izzy died a few months ago, but he still has some unfinished business to deal with. Including becoming kind of a poltergeist, having the kind of violent sex he's always dreamed about, and maybe even figuring out how to bring himself to life again.

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    17 Jan 2025

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    Excuse me but this entire fic was a season 3 epilogue if I do say so myself thank you for this I'm sobbing

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    The crew of the Revenge gets captured and during an interrogation attempt, Edward gets dosed with a sex pollen serum. That's not what they meant to do, so the guards lock Ed up with a bound and helpless Izzy. Izzy gets something he's always wanted but could never ask for. For as long as it lasts.

    Retroactively posted to the Sex Pollen Fest collection for Day 1: Sex Pollen

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    11 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    "Speak from the heart," Stede had told him, and trusted Izzy's feelings to guide him true.

    Edward opened his mouth, and his response rang out clear across the ship.

    "The fuck am I supposed to do with this, mate?"

    Stede encourages Izzy to finally share his feelings with Edward. Edward's response is nothing like what Stede expects.

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    27 Dec 2024

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    Epic Stizzy Ultimate Fic