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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

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    24 Nov 2025

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    First, he stretches. Then, he exercises. He eats breakfast, and watches the street he lives on come to life -- the old man and his corgi, the baristas at the coffee shop, the woman who jogs, the daughter and father, and the Indian grocer all making their appearance. Then, he showers, shaves, dresses, and heads to his job as an Auror, where he has been on desk duty ever since he was pulled from the field because of The Incident.

    Draco lives his life by his Ministry mandated Mind Healer routines, and he is trying to get back to being Potter's left-hand man, but the cannonball to his careful regimen comes in the form of a very cranky Hermione Granger.

    Banter, fluff, eventual smut, an ensemble cast of friends and family and weddings and babies. Told in mostly Draco's POV, but the occasional random one, because who says Draco is the most reliable of narrators?

    It’s a character-driven slow burn.

    [Author's Note: I give blanket permission for this fic to be bound, translated, narrated, and for artwork, so long as you are not making a profit off of it. For more info, feel free to message me on IG, monstersof.men.]

    [9/8/25: I am beginning minor chapter edits.]

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    16 Nov 2025

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    His trial took place on the day of his 18th birthday.

    Three witnesses joined the room to testify on his behalf, and Draco knew he was fucked the moment her brown eyes bored into him. His blood burned in his veins, and his skin tingled, the change already starting.

    Hermione Granger was his mate.

    You can read the Spanish version here.

    PLEASE don't post my fics on rating apps like Goodreads, Storygraph, or similar. Don't repost them to other platforms

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    20 Sep 2025

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    Draco returns home expecting a fight with his wife as usual as they did every night.

    But what he finds instead leaves him heartbroken.

    Astoria has been sleeping with Ronald Weasley for over a year.

    Draco leaves taking Scorpius with him but when he intends to go to Theo's, he instead finds himself in front of a meadowed cottage that he doesn't recognise.

    Hermione Granger's cottage by accident.

    Or was it a coincidence after all?

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    07 Sep 2025

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    Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.

    Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.

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    01 Sep 2025