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an exceptional conversation by vampiredilfsforsale (LUCIFER_VLOGS)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
26 May 2025
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"Fine. Then here's another answer: I don't hate Dettlaff. He's a monster, I kill monsters for money. I'll kill him and you too if you get in my way. That's what witchers do."
Regis stops on the stairs, and asks so softly, Geralt could ignore him, "Why did you kiss me, Geralt?"
Geralt doesn't stop. Why does Beauclair castle have so many fucking stairs? His knee is killing him.
"Don't think I felt much about it," Geralt bites out, "Mutations, remember? Sometimes a kiss is just the easiest way to shut a person up."In which Regis talks too much about some things, and never enough about others. Geralt is left on the outside looking in, as always. Until, all of a sudden, amidst horror and death, he isn't alone any longer.
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it's so confusing sometimes to be your girl by vampiredilfsforsale (LUCIFER_VLOGS)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
10 May 2025
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What do shitty club lighting and moonlight on a cliff by the sea have in common? Kanjuro looks hot in both kinds of lighting.
Frankly? Unfair.
It was really just supposed to be a fun night at the club, maybe find a guy to go home with Raizo after her latest breakup. Kin's in her new shirt and is feeling good, so she tries to bum a line off the girl with the pink hair in the bathroom. This is a terrible move, or a really fantastic one, depending. Kin's still not sure.
Written as part of Anomalous: A One Piece Rare Pair Bang 2025
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dance, dance (we're falling apart to half time) by vampiredilfsforsale (LUCIFER_VLOGS)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
15 Apr 2025
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“That’s not fair,” Kin pouts, “You do yoga.”
“You could also do yoga.”
“I’m scared to fart in public.”
This earns him another loud giggle from Tsuru, almost a cackle. The other couple glares at them and Kin’emon waves sarcastically in their direction.
“Here, try it, try it,” Tsuru says, pushing him into a stretch.
“Ow,” Kin’emon says, relenting, “Ow, ow, ow.”
He feels something on his back in addition to his wife’s tiny hands. He tries to turn his head and fuck does that hurt–
The fucking dance instructor has his foot on Kin’s back, pushing him further down into the stretch.
Jesus.
“Are we there yet, team?” Kin asks, imitating his supervisor from the office.
“Not yet,” Kanjuro says, “But perhaps relenting before we break you is sensible.”Maybe next week, breaking Kin will be on the table for Kanjuro. Or, modern AU in which Kanjuro runs a dance class where he cruises/homewrecks straight couples.
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oh, make me over, i'm all i wanna be by vampiredilfsforsale (LUCIFER_VLOGS)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
11 Mar 2025
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“Would you disobey your Shogun? Your kin?”
For half a delirious moment, Kin'emon is confused, he shifts. Kanjuro looks at him, like a hawk would clock the movement of a field mouse. Gaze empty.
Ashura hisses, “Not you, you idiot.”
Kanjuro turns back to Orochi.
“Would I disobey you?” Kanjuro muses, “I suppose it depends if that shame would follow me to the afterlife, if it would keep me from my family. But there is no way to know, without going to that undiscovered country. And therefore, I will depart.”
“I'll give you anything! Kanjuro, loyalty like yours deserves to live in riches, lavishly. A Kurozumi is a king in this land! Simply make a request of me, and I shall meet it.”
“I have only the one,” Kanjuro says, “That you give Foxfire Kin'emon a blade with which to cut my head off, once I’ve spilled my entrails here.” -
these two sides of my brain need to have a meeting by vampiredilfsforsale (LUCIFER_VLOGS)
Fandoms: 怪獣８号 | Kaiju No. 8 (Anime)
30 Jan 2025
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“You both are as subtle as bricks,” Mina says, impossibly with less inflection, “You, and everyone else on this base.”
“If not the whole city,” Hoshina says, suddenly teasing again, his eyes crinkling shut with false mirth, “If not the country, if not the world.”
“Yes.”
Mina, standing there like that, owns the implication. It suits her. Beauty, confidence. They fit her as close as her uniform, like a second skin. How could Kafka think he’s worthy enough to stand beside her, much less desire her, much less be permitted to touch—
“And I’m here to be, what, insulted?” Hoshina asks, his grin remaining for all the bitterness of his words, “Shown all the ways I don’t measure up?”
“No, rather,” Mina says, “You do measure up. You both do.”
“What? That cannot be right.”
Mina ignores him. She goes on, “So, you’ll have to prove your worth with each other before I deign to touch either of you.”
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after all these years he leaves his mark by vampiredilfsforsale (LUCIFER_VLOGS)
Fandom One Piece (Anime & Manga)
04 Jun 2024
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Vash wakes for the second time all at once, blinking out of an unstitched dream. It's ten minutes before his usual wakeup and he's got Wolfwood asleep against him. The press of Wolfwood's back to his chest, Vash spooned around him, is impossibly lovely.
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31 Dec 2025
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Vash: 5 | Wolfwood: 3 by GemmaRose for wiredneuron
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
21 Jun 2023
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Long hauls between cities are boring, especially when making them on a motorcycle. Vash and Wolfwood have a little game to pass the time with.
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31 Dec 2025
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whistle a little for me by plumtoad
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
02 Oct 2024
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“You doing okay?” Vash had asked, because Wolfwood was swerving a bit more than usual.
“Dizzy,” Wolfwood had called back over the wind. Then, “Dizzy. Dizzy! I’m trying to say I’m—dizzy—oh god damn it.”
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Wolfwood gets hit with a truth serum of sorts
Bookmarked by vampiredilfsforsale (LUCIFER_VLOGS)
31 Dec 2025
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hymns of yearning by tagteamme
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
21 May 2023
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On the verge of a rut, Wolfwood attempts to leave. Vash makes an offer.
“Let me help you,” Vash says as Wolfwood stares, cigarette dangling from his mouth.
They’re in the courtyard of the motel they’ve sequestered rooms in, and Wolfwood had been on the way out. Vash had caught him and cornered him, blurting it out without further thought.
“Help me with what?” Wolfwood’s brows pinch, and Vash scratches the side of his head sheepishly.
“Y’know…” Vash says, and gestures towards the general area of Wolfwood’s lower half. “Y’know. As friends. Let me be your partner.”
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Bookmarked by vampiredilfsforsale (LUCIFER_VLOGS)
31 Dec 2025
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Baby, I'm a Giver by thesweetestnerd
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
26 Mar 2023
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“Doesn’t have to be that way, you know,” Wolfwood says instead, because he’s an idiot with no impulse control. “Pleasure can be reciprocated.”
“Ah.” Vash smiles, sheepish. “I don’t need it to be.”
“But do you want it?”
Vash considers that, the revelation that he could possibly ever want something and be granted it. In the end, he shakes his head. “It doesn’t matter. I’m not asking somebody to do that.”
“And if they offered?”
"Are you offering?"
Vash wants to help people however he can, including getting them off, but they never return the favor. Wolfwood changes that.
Bookmarked by vampiredilfsforsale (LUCIFER_VLOGS)
31 Dec 2025