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    "So I have until 6 o'clock to lose my virginity, or I'm dead?" Harrie said.

    "Four minutes before that, more precisely," Snape said.

    "Great. I'll just go wake up a bloke and ask them if they want to fuck me. The fate of the wizarding world depends on it. Great pick up line."

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    When Snape suddenly awards Hermione Granger house points, she takes notice. What begins as a mere curiosity quickly turns into a pattern—her once disdainful, arrogant professor now sees her for all she is worth. And Hermione realises that there is little she wouldn't do for praise from Hogwart's harshest professor.

    When Voldemort tortures him after his return to corporeal form, Severus expects a broken body and weeks of pain. What he doesn't expect is a broken mind. How else could he explain his sudden memory loss or the strange, inapproptiate feelings he seems to be developing for Miss Granger?

    When Severus' mind reveals the extent of his betrayal, Voldemort is resigned to kill his once trusted follower. After a prolonged Cruciatus, though, he discovers that he can easily slip into the other man's mind—and even control his words and actions. As he explores the world through Severus' eyes, Voldemort realises one thing: There is a highly intelligent, severly underappreciated young witch at Potter's side who is just begging to be turned into a weapon.

    Starting in 5th year, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, and Voldemort become inextricably linked to one another—and not everyone might survive the charade.

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    Hermione can’t stop dreaming about her professor. Licking him. Gobbling him up—all natures of obscene depravities. Unfortunately for her, he’s an upright, moral man. Also, he hates her.

    A ficlet inspired by Thoronris and for Thoronis.

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    When the perfect witch quite literally falls into his lap, Voldemort knows that he can rewrite his future. Retracing his steps, he claims Hermione Granger for himself, intent on preparing her for his purpose.

    Of course, Hermione is not one to easily comply. He will have to use everything he has to break her.

    But break she will.

    Part 1: Curiosity
    Part 2: Obsession
    Part 3: Devotion

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    Chloe led a perfectly ordinary life, and she was satisfied with her lot. She had friends and family, a hobby or two, and a decent job as a waitress. Things were fine. Until business magnate Jean Girardi noticed her, and nothing would ever be ordinary again.

    OR: Hot DILF rails girl on a whim.

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