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    "So I have until 6 o'clock to lose my virginity, or I'm dead?" Harrie said.

    "Four minutes before that, more precisely," Snape said.

    "Great. I'll just go wake up a bloke and ask them if they want to fuck me. The fate of the wizarding world depends on it. Great pick up line."

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    15 Nov 2025

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    When Snape suddenly awards Hermione Granger house points, she takes notice. What begins as a mere curiosity quickly turns into a pattern—her once disdainful, arrogant professor now sees her for all she is worth. And Hermione realises that there is little she wouldn't do for praise from Hogwart's harshest professor.

    When Voldemort tortures him after his return to corporeal form, Severus expects a broken body and weeks of pain. What he doesn't expect is a broken mind. How else could he explain his sudden memory loss or the strange, inapproptiate feelings he seems to be developing for Miss Granger?

    When Severus' mind reveals the extent of his betrayal, Voldemort is resigned to kill his once trusted follower. After a prolonged Cruciatus, though, he discovers that he can easily slip into the other man's mind—and even control his words and actions. As he explores the world through Severus' eyes, Voldemort realises one thing: There is a highly intelligent, severly underappreciated young witch at Potter's side who is just begging to be turned into a weapon.

    Starting in 5th year, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, and Voldemort become inextricably linked to one another—and not everyone might survive the charade.

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    10 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 95

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    Hermione can’t stop dreaming about her professor. Licking him. Gobbling him up—all natures of obscene depravities. Unfortunately for her, he’s an upright, moral man. Also, he hates her.

    A ficlet inspired by Thoronris and for Thoronis.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    When the perfect witch quite literally falls into his lap, Voldemort knows that he can rewrite his future. Retracing his steps, he claims Hermione Granger for himself, intent on preparing her for his purpose.

    Of course, Hermione is not one to easily comply. He will have to use everything he has to break her.

    But break she will.

    Part 1: Curiosity
    Part 2: Obsession
    Part 3: Devotion

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    21 Oct 2025

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    Chloe led a perfectly ordinary life, and she was satisfied with her lot. She had friends and family, a hobby or two, and a decent job as a waitress. Things were fine. Until business magnate Jean Girardi noticed her, and nothing would ever be ordinary again.

    OR: Hot DILF rails girl on a whim.

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    29 Sep 2025

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    When Hermione begins to feel unwell at Slughorn's Christmas party, she assumes it was because someone spiked her drink. When she finds out she's the only Omega to present in 100 years, she finds sanctuary in an unlikely individual.

    A Hogwarts/wartime omegaverse fic.

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    27 Aug 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 32

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    Left behind in Malfoy Manor, Hermione Granger braces for cruelty. Instead, she finds something far more complicated.

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    18 Aug 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 35

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    Arya Stark becomes Lord Tywin Lannister’s cupbearer at Harrenhal. He grows close to her on account of his nonexistent expectations.

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    25 Jul 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 22

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    I see you Krasivaya.

    Twirling that curl absentmindedly as you read at the cafe. You drink earl grey, the house blend, two sugars and no cream. Chocolate biscuit on the side as an indulgence. Every day in your afternoon break at the same place.
    I tried it for you my love, but I will never learn to like it. This English obsession of yours with bad teas is a charming quirk not a flaw. You would taste like bergamot, tannins and chocolate.

    I wear a new face today as I sit at the table next to you. It is one that comes here all the time and you would find his face familiar but forgettable. Hair is so easy to come by, and the wizard was easily convinced he had to be elsewhere.

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    20 Aug 2024

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    Harrenhal wasn’t a safe place. It wasn’t safe for a young girl, for a girl from a rivaling noble house, disguised as a commoner even less. In fact, it wasn't safe for anyone. Whilst the Lord of Harrenhal drank sweet wine from an ornate cup, everyone else drank a far more bitter draught.

    The story of Arya Stark, now cupbearer to Lord Tywin in Harrenhal. A tale of innocence and intimidation, of little games, unwisely played.

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    13 Jul 2024

  11. Public Bookmark 39

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    An act of mercy puts Hermione Granger into the spotlight of a wicked Death Eaters growing obsession. Forced to work together, they will have to unravel the mysteries surrounding a vicious attack and contend with the people who were supposed to love them the most.

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    06 Jul 2024

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    03 Jul 2024

  13. Public Bookmark 49

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    Severus gets a mysterious visitor to help him heal post-war. He helps them, too.

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    03 Jul 2024

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    When Hermione needs a background check a few months into her new non-Ministry job, it uncovers a bit of slightly unexpected news.

    “Oh, you’re not married?” Harry paused, as if one assessing a situation. He must be experiencing some sort of Event, Hermione thought with no small degree of concern. But then Harry continued. “Then could you explain why and how your background check revealed that you are, at present, legally married to one Lucius Abraxas Malfoy?”

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    03 Jul 2024

  15. Public Bookmark 6

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    Prompt: (via FF.net) Regarding your prompt requests, I will boldly request something way out there, because I LOVE your talent at making rare pairs work/come alive. How about a never-before-seen rare pair of Hermione Granger and Florean Fortescue; very squicky post-Hogwarts — she likes to indulge in the occasional special delivery to her office, and he likes her flavour? (via FF.net)
    for anon

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    01 Jul 2024

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    A marriage law forces Hermione's biggest secret to the surface: via use of the time-turner she is one year older. Voldemort has plans and the means to marry Hermione to a Death Eater putting her and the Order at great risk. Forced into relationships she could never have anticipated how will she respond?

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    14 May 2024

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    A childish prank goes awry and Hermione is forced into the position of saving Snape's life. When an assault on the castle by rogue Death Eaters leads to Hermione's capture and her life is in peril... will Snape return the favor?
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    She couldn't let it go. She couldn't stop thinking about it. Those precious few minutes of peril.

    Her entire world as it had previously revolved now entered the orbit of something with much greater gravity. And hard though she tried to deny it, Snape was somehow at the center of this new and dizzying revolution.

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    09 May 2024

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    “A time traveller, are you? I rather think I will keep you." He strokes her cheek, and she bites down on a whimper. She is tired now. Exhausted. “There is a kind of winsome audacity about you, isn't there? And you are as brave as a fool.” He shakes his head. “It’s quite interesting. And sometimes, I get bored.” A smile. Too wide, too many teeth. There are no borders drawn in his gaze, no cartography at all. “This will be tremendous fun.”

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    17 Apr 2024

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    12 Mar 2024

  20. Public Bookmark 27

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    Hermione has inappropriate fantasies about a certain professor

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    08 Mar 2024

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