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  1. Public Bookmark 95

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    u just know Carl is a pushy PTA Mom who volunteers to help coach the kids soccer team so he can personally cheerlead his little cherub, but has to be physically restrained from getting into fistfights with the Ref because “that absolutely was a goal are u blind???!!! I literally have one eye asshole and I still saw it go in-”

    Everyone side-eyes them in the playground trying to calculate the age gap, unsure if Negan got himself a midlife-crisis trophy and Carl is just waiting for him to die because he’s a golddigging hussy but no one says shit to their faces cause Negan is rich as fuck and probably owns half the town, and he’s on the board of governors and all that, so surely he must be a trustworthy guy???

    Though who knows how he deals with that hothead of a husband, do u remember that time at the bake sale when Carl literally launched himself over the cookie table yelling “you got something to say? Come at me Brenda!” and Negan actually had to pick him up and carry him out over his shoulder to get him to chill

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  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    four times negan gave carl his jacket—and one time (the first of many) carl took it for himself

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    Harry Potter went back to England to gain custody of his godson Teddy Lupin and bring him back to America and Harry’s husband, Daryl Dixon.

    Only the world ended, and the dead started walking. Harry has finally made it back stateside and must find his husband. No matter the outcome, he will not stop until he knows what has happened to him.

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    There were a great many things Harry still didn’t know about his world. And he was perfectly all right with that.

    You didn’t have to be the cleverest person in the world to be happy, after all, and nobody knew everything. (Though Harry rather suspected Tom would argue otherwise.)

    Still, Harry thought it was only fair. If everyone knew everything already, there wouldn’t be much point in anything, would there?

    That was what made school so brilliant. It was a place absolutely soaked in opportunity. Or at least, that was how Tom would have put it.

    Always seize opportunity by the throat, he’d said once.

    It seemed a bit excessive. But nevertheless, Harry fully intended to get everything he possibly could out of the whole affair.

    After all, he was his father’s son.

    Hogwarts had no idea what was coming.

    Between Hogwarts hijinks, a meddling headmaster, and Tom’s overprotective tendencies – paired with his not‑so‑secret quest for Ministry dominance – Harry’s school years are anything but ordinary.

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    With a sound like a giant bubble bursting, Harry vanished – ripping a chunk of the fence and the earth beneath him into a swirling void.

    Dudley and his gang froze, staring at the empty space where the other boy had just been – confusion clear across their faces.

    Harry Potter had gotten away.

    (Far away, in the humid forests of Albania, a shadow of a man – a mere sliver of soul, the faint spectre of the once-feared Lord Voldemort – felt a violent pull on his magic. He could not resist – could not fight it. In an instant, he was drained, erased, and snuffed out like a candle.

    Thus, one prophecy found its end, while another – far away and elsewhere – had only just begun.)

    Or: Harry never apparates to the top of the school roof in a feat of accidental magic. Instead, he rips through time and space and – after a few twists and turns – lands squarely in the metaphorical lap of a Dark Lord in his prime, becoming Voldemort’s least favourite plot twist.

    Tom, however, eventually comes to appreciate the pint-sized troublemaker he has been saddled with.

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