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    "Which Duke do you work under?" Azirafell asked conversationally, snapping a mug of something hot and sweet into existence and taking a sip. "Because I do hope they're considering you for promotion."

    "Ngh?" Raphael blinked, feeling a little like the muddy rug had been pulled out from beneath him. "What?"

    "Well, an enterprising young demon like you…" Azirafell smiled at him in a way that was all Lecherous Temptation, Raphael could tell from the detestable effect it had on the very pit of his stomach. "...ought to go places, in my humble opinion."

    "Hah." Said Raphael, very lost. "Demon?"

     

     

    In which the Archangel Raphael watches over humanity, prevents the End of the World, and spends 6000 years falling in love with a demon who doesn't even know his real name.
    It's fine...
    ...until Heaven finds out, that is.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Every 300 years, Heaven and Hell share a company retreat on Earth during which angels and demons temporarily surrender their celestial powers.

    Officially, it’s a time for fostering team unity and better understanding the needs of the client base. It’s definitely not a time for terrorizing the hotel staff with divine/diabolical showdowns, abusing the ethereal expense account, or furiously snogging your hereditary enemy. But when Aziraphale and Crowley are up for promotion, Hell breaks loose and Heaven might just break free.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    "Go to alpha centauri, for all I care! Go now, this very instant, and never return, do you hear me, Crowley? Never!"
     

    Due to Crowley's firm conviction that "he need never know", Aziraphale has, for all the time they've known each other, been blissfully unaware of the obedience curse Crowley's been looping holes around since 4004 BC.

    You can't really blame him, is the point. Aziraphale had no idea what his unthinking words might do, and is already planning to apologise profusely at dinner...

    ...which might get a little tricky, seeing as Crowley has just been sighted in the vicinity of Pluto, and has concrete orders to never show his face on earth.
    Ever.
    Again.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    The gods of this world have long since been cursed to be unable to have living children, with very few exceptions.

    Until, they found living demigod children and have since fallen for their precious, previously unknown children.

    But just as they begin to settle in to enjoy their newfound parenthood, they are snatched away to view the journey these children have taken and what roads they have still yet to walk.

    OR:
    Welcome to the sister fic of "Do You Wonder What Happened to Your Children"! This time with the Broken Pantheon gods reacting to the events of "Misaligned Stars"

    (To those of you joining us after I added the final chapter count, yes, I am unwell and this is my coping strategy until something else starts working)

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    03 Feb 2026

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    The gods have been having a decidedly less than stellar time, what with something coming from beyond our plain of existence to steal away several of their children in such a way that they cannot communicate or rescue them, and they will admit that it is driving them all a little mad, whether with grief or the need to protect their remaining children from any possibility of harm.

    Now, instead of being within camp, where they can keep watch, they have dragged back to Olympus by the Fates so that they can bare witness to what their missing children have experienced since being snatched from their beds that horrific night.

    And oh what a tale they are in for.

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    03 Feb 2026