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    Aziraphale closes his eyes witheringly. “I’ve lived for six thousand years, I can handle a few hours of self control, I imagine. My body isn’t everything, it contains the everything I am, et cetera, so. I suppose you should leave me, then, for an evening of meditation. And Hard Times. And the most unerotic music I can think of, which is anything from Robbie Williams. I fear it’s going to get worse before it gets better, so. If you’ll excuse me…”

    “…Or,” Crowley begins slowly, intentionally, like the creak of a basement step when a character in a horror film descends downstairs, “Or you can just… y’know. Take care of it right now.”

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    A collection of bits of Ancient Egyptian ineffable fanart I've drawn, because I have to do something with those degrees.

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    Draco's been shagging the Head Auror for months now, and he's sure it's just a fling. Until Harry asks him to a Quidditch match, that is, and things go horribly wrong.

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  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    Anathema Device is trying to pull her life together and it isn't entirely working. She probably shouldn't have come to Tracy's get-together. She definitely shouldn't have tried to find out more about the peculiar book thieves—or, at least, she should have chosen a different way to do it.

    It is not necessary to read "Damaged" to understand this story, but they are thematically related, with the emphasis being on how the various characters are messed up by their background.

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  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    Madame Tracy helps people. When she visits the bookshop after Armageddon, though, she finds a person who wants to convince her that he doesn't need help. In fact, he seems to be doing his best to convince her that he isn't a person.

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