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The first voice he hears is Edward’s, and while it’s not entirely unheard of for Edward to have shouting matches with himself, he can pick out another voice, and what’s more, it’s familiar. It’s just been a long time.
No way. No fucking way.But no, sure enough, it’s their old crewmate standing there, Calico Jack Rackham, right before Edward fucking cold clocks him in the jaw.
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- Part 4 of Sharp and Steady 'verse
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And Jack had scoffed and said, “They won’t last the semester,” mostly so Hands would simmer down some, but also because three months is as long as any of Eddie’s little obsessions ever last and exactly enough time for her and Bonnet to realize just how sexually incom-fucking-patible they are.
Because Jack has never seen a more obvious pillow princess in her life than Stede fucking Bonnet. Like, come on. Just fucking look at her.
Jack had never really thought about having sex with Ed's girlfriend. Not until that one time she forced Izzy to eat her out in the back of Jack’s car.
Now it's kind of all she thinks about.
Second in a series where almost everyone is a lesbian at an American college, and also they sell weed. Can be read alone.
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- Part 2 of College Lesbian AU
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It’s not the most inconspicuous, an idling gold Cadillac parked outside of the precinct, but Jack is the only one Izzy can trust with something like this.
“And you swear you got Eddie out of there?” she asks again, briefly glancing away from the precinct doors.
Izzy calls in an anonymous tip to the police about Bonnet's first big drug deal. It does not go according to plan.
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- Part 1 of College Lesbian AU
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In the early morning light of the munitions storage cabin, Ed takes one last lingering look at the gunpowder and cannonballs before closing the door and stepping back out on deck.
What he really wants is to shoot off one, just one, cannon, just for the noise and the smell and the hell of it, but they’re running low. Plus it’s kind of hard to stop at just one.or
Edward gets to have exactly the kind of day he's been asking for.
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- Part 3 of Sharp and Steady 'verse
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Jack and Ed get on like a house on fire. Most of the men on the ship find Jack too loud, a pestering little underfoot who’s quicker to hurt than help, but Ed has an eye for these things, and makes note that Jack is competent enough when no one is looking.
Ed gets distracted chasing a different dream.
Izzy course corrects.
Jack is in over his head
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Stede is not the first Dom they've shared
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- Part 2 of Sharp and Steady 'verse
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Torn between dual desires of “I could fix them!” and “I could make them worse!” I’ve just gone ahead and done both. With kink.
Post-Canon bits are Stede/Ed/Izzy working out their shit but with healthier boundaries and communication.
Pre-Canon bits are Ed/Izzy/Jack (I know, leave me alone) honestly trying their best because they do all LIKE each other, they are just terrible people.
There may eventually be some pre-canon Dead Dove BlackHands. The boys just do better with a third.
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