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Overcome by stress after a difficult mission, Prowl attic wifes Jazz.
Jazz, the Autobots’ greatest escape artist, indulges his partner – for a while.
Then Prowl nearly deactivates during a Decepticon attack, Jazz attic wifes Prowl in return, and the cycle of mutual attic-wifery begins. Unfortunately, neither of them can get it to stick.
The Ark crew is forced to bear witness.
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28 Apr 2026
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Funniest interpretation of "attic wife" Ive ever had the pleasure to read
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Jazz is a small-time criminal broker. Against his better judgment, he agrees to fence a stolen tactical computer, but instead of a fancy mod, that ‘computer’ turns out to be a beautiful, amnesiac Praxian.
Jazz may be a criminal, but he’s got limits, and mecha trafficking is one of them. He frees the captive Praxian and embarks on a quest to help the mech regain his memory.
It won’t be easy. The mech’s kidnappers aren’t happy their prize was stolen, and looming overhead is the spectre of whoever commissioned that tactical computer, and their unknown intentions for its bearer.
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I Come Not to Praise Caesar by DesdemonaKaylose, jabberish
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
16 Oct 2022
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Optimus Prime drives Jazz insane by refusing to die. Jazz drives Optimus Prime insane by refusing to explain whether he sleeps in a maintenance duct or not.
They become best friends.
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26 Apr 2026
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you run on gasoline by Sroloc_Elbisivni
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
27 Oct 2021
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Megatron sees to the development of his sparkling...and incidentally, the comfort of his carrier.
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25 Apr 2026