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Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.
You have just gotten engaged.
The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.
You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.
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27 Apr 2025
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The first time you pass by the troll in the box you kind of try not to see it.
It's gross as fuck when people do this. You guess maybe it's better than driving them out into the country and dumping them to make it on their own, or those stories you've heard about people dumping unwanted wrigglers in sacks into rivers--those you try not to think about because fuck, that is not okay on any level but it's not like you can do shit about it.
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- Part 1 of UFUT
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Ralsei tries to figure out why Kris chooses to be so quiet. It's not what he's expecting.
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30 Sep 2021
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Roommates: Memoirs of the Hairless Ape by Pokemaniacal, TGWeaver
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
10 Aug 2017
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Roommates follows the story of a stranger in a strange land – a human named Mike, who moves into a new home populated by castoff animal people. Mike will try to make friends, forge bonds, and even investigate a mystery – all while searching for his place in this new world.
A slice of life story that's cozy, personal, and more than a little strange.
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- Part 1 of Roommates: Complete Memoirs
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18 Sep 2021
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Inches Deep by Vandawn
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 Jun 2019
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A promise leads to Johnny making a shocking discovery about his next door neighbor.
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12 Oct 2020