MathiasKejseren
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Cart Before The Horse by MathiasKejseren
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, She-Hulk, The Incredible Hulk (Comics), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616
07 Aug 2020
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“That is if the belly he’s got going on isn’t a baby!” Ben boomed.
“Ha Ha. Very funny Ben. You know that joke gets old after the 50th time you say it.” Johnny answered for Peter, seeing how bright red he had gotten at involving his recent weight gain into the conversation.
“Alright, alright. Cheap shot” He said setting Valeria down, followed by Sue and Reed stumbling in.
Valeria meanwhile did what she had been doing every time she saw Peter for the past several weeks; immediately begged to play Pokey. Peter had to gently pry her digits off his leg after drying his hands. “No Honey, My stomach is not feeling very well at the moment. Maybe another time?” He said, patting his abdomen for emphasis.
Valeria stomped her foot, “But there’s not going to be more time!”
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In the aftermath of Enter Zoom, Barry is left broken when he gets a call to attend his high school glee club reunion.
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Bump On The Road by MathiasKejseren
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Batman - All Media Types, Grey's Anatomy
22 Feb 2015
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Culminating from the stress of the light invasion and running the team, Dick ignores his own health and end up putting himself at risk in the long run.
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Positively Scared by MathiasKejseren
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
24 Jun 2014
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Percy and Annabeth have been best friends for 9 years and dating for another 5. On the night of their fifth anniversary Annabeth is ready to take the next step in their relationship. Percy is not so willing because he hides a secret pertaining to that.
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Maria Hill has seen two agents vanish while investigating a certain company. Unable to send anyone else, she goes herself, expecting to find the normal brand of weirdness that comes with her job. She has no idea that the owner of the place has a decidedly more fruity fate in mind for her...
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08 Sep 2025
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Ino has dragged Temari along for a mission that seems too easy for either of them. Obviously, she's hiding something, but Temari hasn't figured out what. Little do either of them know that the person who's hired them has a dark secret of his own, and that secret is going to really take a toll on their waistlines. It's said that cooking ninja are so good, that you can't stop eating their food, and the two kunoichi are going to learn exactly that.
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06 Sep 2025
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Tav has been struggling to manage a magically-induced affliction on her own; Shadowheart discovers this, and offers a helping hand (and mouth).
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05 Sep 2025
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They sought her out for conversation sometimes, cornering her in the garden or at the park, not that they ever had much to say. Really, Harriet thought snakes were rather dull.
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Harriet Potter has always been odd. Between having a shadow that moves on its own and chatting with grass snakes, learning she's a witch really isn't the strangest thing to happen to the bespectacled girl with a lightning scar on her neck.
Harriet attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where she makes new friends, encounters a prickly Potions Master, learns about the Boy Who Lived, and meets the enigmatic Defense Against the Dark Arts instructor, Professor Tom Slytherin.
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- Part 1 of Certain Dark Things
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28 Aug 2025
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Ariadne is working as an archaeologist in modern day Pompeii; an interaction with a surprising artifact sends her back in time. She must reach the Temple of Venus before she gets too big...
Story contains: Extreme weight gain, body inflation, questionable historical settingBookmarked by MathiasKejseren
27 Aug 2025