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Whenever the topic of babies and families comes up, it’s just one of those conversations he’s still regularly excluded from. Not out of any real intent to be hateful, but more because everyone else is always so certain that they already know what his opinion on the subject is going to be.
Because, no matter how much has changed, some part of Naruto will, apparently, always be that same loud, rough idiot he used to be in the heads and hearts of the people he loves.
It stings a little, Naruto’s willing to admit that to himself and Kurama, but he doesn’t focus on it, doesn’t bother to muster up the energy to complain about it.
It’s a small hurt after all and he has far fewer of those to deal with these days than he used to.
Still, with all of that taken into account, it’s perfectly understandable in Naruto’s opinion that he goes a little bit insane when Sakura gets pregnant.
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18 Feb 2026
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Haruno Sakura is 5 years old when she attends a combined council meeting with her grandmother, the matriarch of the Merchant Haruno Clan and her mother. She is bored out of her mind, having already predicted half of these conversations and arguments when her eyes drift toward the Hokage monument. Looking upon the four stone male faces, a foreign feeling of desire burns in her gut.
Sakura doesn’t want to become the next matriarch after her mother. No… she wants something money cannot buy (at the moment). She wants strength. She wants to be the first-ever female Hokage.
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Sakura decides to become a Hokage as a child, and her rich family is determined to help her.
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12 Feb 2026
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Stuck in a Role I don't want to Fit in by Lonely_Bubbles
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Feb 2026
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Aaron was born to help Lucifer and Lillith reconnect. He knows he failed. Aaron knows he's failed. Aaron doesn't mind picking up the slack his mother left behind, and his father won't pick up. He'll do it so Charlie can focus on her dream, he'll do it so his father can grieve... for the third year since Mom left.
Again, he doesn't mind. He'll be a good son/brother, and help the family. He has nothing else to do, even if he feels really tired.....he wants to rest so bad. But he has another meeting this morning, and a wedding to attend in the evening. OH! he can't forget about attending the Goetia's trial tomorrow morning!
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A self insert type of story about being the Morningstar's over worked son that has no self worth.Bookmarked by MayhemMelon
24 Jan 2026
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King of Hell (Not Just Pride) by Shagonsheart
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
16 Feb 2026
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Alastor is running the show and doesn't even have to get up to win. When Vox brings in Lucifer he decides speed up his plans by reminding him that despite his secret being revealed he is still the King of Hell.
On the other side Lucifer struggles with depression and thoughts of failure not just with Charlie but his family across the 7 rings. Would they still answer if he called?
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24 Jan 2026
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it's all about that journey to pleasure town by Coppercrow
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
23 Jan 2026
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When Asmodeus receives a text from his favourite (and only niece) telling him about what happened in Valentino's porn studio, the Sin cannot let that stand and decides to take matters into his own hands (and maybe he fix his increasingly fractured family in the meantime).
FizzaRolli meanwhile just wants to have a nice break in the aftermath of Mammon's Showcase, and to survive meeting his boyfriend's family.
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20 Jan 2026