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The Weasleys, the Witch, and the Dragon Tamer by ACourtofStyle89
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2025
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It started with butterflies in her stomach. The way it would clench when she looked too long at a certain Weasley brother. A crush, nothing more. His broad and tattooed chest spurred her imagination, but he was also giving her long looks over the dining room table. After walking into the bathroom, Hermione gets more than what she bargained for this Yuletide.
Hermione is curious, and Charlie is more than willing to help her out.
(I tried not to make this summary sound like the plot of a Mills and Boon book, but alas, after five different takes, here we are).
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03 Jul 2025
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Draco Malfoy should be dead for his adolescent transgressions.
Hermione Granger should be fired for her recent rebellions.
Yet, as fate would have it—he lives, and she’s barely clinging to her job at the Ministry of Magic.
On one impossible condition.
They must reform one another through the Wizarding Rehabilitation Program.
This leads Draco to one conclusion: he’ll be getting a smooch from a Dementor in no time. And Hermione to another: she’ll be unemployed by week’s end; which, for Hermione, is a fate worse than death.
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23 Feb 2025
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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Bookmarked by Melonsweets5290
10 Feb 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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10 Feb 2025
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The Crane Lord of Gringotts by orphan_account, Vukovich for Bluebutter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jul 2021
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Harry is fine.
Being an Auror is fine.
Living with Ginny is fine.
It's all fine.But it used to be a lot better.
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09 Feb 2025