10 Works by Metamorphases

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    Penelope loves Colin. Colin loves Penelope. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Colin is sick on a boat, and things devolve from there.

    Idk babes, just enjoy.

    Song fic, inspired by “Suffering” from the Epic Concept Album.

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    Queen Charlotte has devised a most excellent–in her opinion–system for selecting mates amongst the members of the gentry, but Penelope and Eloise find the concept equal parts barbaric and terrifying.

    With both her sisters mated and married, Penelope's entrance into the Process is imminent.

    When Eloise goes to Colin and begs him to help Penelope, he comes up with a plan to safeguard Penelope from ending up with the likes of Nigel Berbrooke or, God forbid, someone worse.

    Trigger warnings for dub-con, if you're concerned. Essentially, the way this Process works, the Omegas don't get a lot of say in who their Alphas will be, it's down to whether the Alpha chooses the Omega and not the other way around. Also, the Omegas are bound, gagged, and blindfolded throughout this process to make sure only their scent is on offer to the Alphas.

    If you have any concerns and want to ask me specific questions before reading, feel free to find me on Tumblr (@meta_morphases) or on Instagram (@meta.morphases) and ask away. Keep yourselves safe out there! 💜

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    A Lord and Lady Whistledown's Society Papers Kinktober 2023 submission!

    Penelope is married; Colin doesn't like that. Colin comes home to be Penelope's boss. 👀

    Content warnings for infidelity, sex in the workplace, degradation, and gratuitous spreading of bodily fluids. Also just generally they have a pretty toxic, if consenting, relationship dynamic in this. Please read the tags, and take care of yourself out there. If you have any specific concerns before reading, please feel free to contact me on Tumblr (@meta-morphases), Instagram (@meta.morphases) or Discord (you can find me from the L&LW Society Paper's server) and I'm happy to talk out any concerns you might have. 💜

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    21
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    CW: This is a Daddy Kink fic, if that's not your vibe. Also, Somnophilia is fancy talk for sleep sex, meaning Colin is asleep when they start having sex. He’s into it, I promise, but it does fall into dub-con territory, so please be aware of that. 💜

    Colin comes home from work late, too tired to play with his Little Girl.

    She... gets a little creative.

    He... gets a little creative himself.

    Lord & Lady Whistledown's Society Papers Kinktober 2023 entry!

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    Colin Bridgerton thinks outside the box (but inside the packaging) to help him and Pen bridge their long-distance relationship.

    Lord & Lady Whistledown’s Society Papers 2023 Kinktober entry!

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    Hi!

    I’m bored, and the ABO is getting longer all the time, so I thought I’d post a sneak peak.

    All my Love,

    Meta. 💜

    Edit: idk how a non-con tag made its way onto this, but I 100% promise, there are not non-con elements to this little snippet.

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    This plot bunny (do people still say that?) wouldn't leave me alone, and so please enjoy Penelope Featherington's one-size-fits-all Writer's Block Cure.

    Based on the song "Shut Off the Lights" by Bastille.

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    Colin Bridgerton was not a fool, despite what his siblings might think. Nor was he merely a charming and handsome darling, as Lady Whistledown had labeled him in the past. No, Colin Bridgerton was well-read and well-educated, and he was observant, even though his current predicament required no real outlay of any of these qualities.

    Colin Bridgerton knew he had fallen out of favor with Penelope Featherington.

    Watch as Colin Bridgerton goes to increasingly mad lengths to keep Penelope Featherington safe and sound (and away from other suitors).

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    **WandaVision spoilers are possible**

    I don't really have the time to write a full story, but like J.R.R. Tolkien in the 30s, I am starved for content and therefore will write it myself. These are a series of unrelated (unless otherwise specified, but probably not going to happen) vignettes about the relationship between Darcy and Peter, or Darcy and Pietro, depending on whoever I felt like writing on any given day (You can just sub one in for the other. Who cares? Right, Agatha?). They vary in length, setting, inspiration, different jobs Darcy might have, posting times, etc. Also I've done weird stuff like transplant Peter into the Avengers even though Pietro would make more sense. Probably best to not look too closely. Just embrace the chaos and (hopefully) enjoy. Thanks, Babes!

    Also I've never posted anything on here before, so if something's wonky, feel free to let me know.

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    13,110
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
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    Bookmarks:
    8
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