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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Bookmarked by Miruki089
17 Oct 2025
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**This entirely Dramione HEA work is book canon compliant, from the start of The Philosopher's Stone through the end of the Epilogue 19 years later in The Deathly Hallows**
The 7 years at Hogwarts were difficult for Harry Potter, but he wasn't the only wizard to experience trials and tribulations in those hallowed halls. Draco Malfoy, pureblood heir to 2 Noble & Ancient Houses in the Sacred 28, finds himself in a secret acquaintanceship/ rivalry/ friendship/relationship with Hermione Granger, a muggle born Gryffindor witch who is also best friends with his rival, and an all around swot.
Following the perspective of Draco beginning in first year, we see all the things that Harry missed over the years, namely that his best friend was secretly in love with his rival the entire time.
You know WHAT happened-- but do you know HOW it happened? And for years, you've *thought* you understood how it ended. But how did it REALLY end?
*Top 5 in 2024 Dramione's Top Epic Length Fics*
*Top 10 in 2024 Dramione's Top Canon Rewrites*Series
- Part 1 of The Handkerchief
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Bookmarked by Miruki089
07 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger doesn’t speak.
Not one noise has spilled from between her petal lips since she’s entered the castle for eighth year and Draco Malfoy wants, no, needs to understand why.
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Hermione’s vocal cords are shredded and damaged by extensive exposure to the Cruciatus Curse. Draco and Hermione must learn to communicate eighth year as they move past years of trauma and misunderstood feelings, comparing scars, seen and unseen.
Now available in Russian, translation by Vivi_Loi.
https://ficbook.net/readfic/0195f117-2e64-7afe-a0b6-dce53b09c151
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- Part 1 of No Words Needed Universe
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Bookmarked by Miruki089
14 Sep 2025
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In a world without Tom Riddle or Death Eaters, the wizarding class divide and prejudice still thrive. With no troll in the dungeon to solidify their friendship, Hermione Granger never forms a bond with Harry Potter or Ron Weasley. Resented and ostracised at Hogwarts for her unapologetic intellect and self-righteous superiority, Hermione spends most of her school years isolated and alone. Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy moves through the school with passiveness despite his popularity, secretly burdened by the weight of his family name and a deep discontent he cannot name. When detention entangles them together, they become drawn into the same orbit and the certainty of their separate lives begins to fray. Constantly losing and finding each other in an ambiguous path, they both navigate a gravity they cannot resist.
If you’re looking for fluffy romance, this isn’t for you. This is a nuanced exploration of two flawed characters finding their way through a complicated connection. It’s a macroscopic observation of unresolved conflicts, shifting dynamics, and the grey areas of human relationships. At times, it will hurt. And it will frustrate. But above all, it will lay bare the messy, unvarnished truth of the human experience.
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14 Sep 2025
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"Would you like to play a game?" A simple question that would start Hermione Granger on a journey she never could have imagined. Frustrated by her banal existence at Hogwarts, she sets out for one night of reckless fun... When a snake slithers into her ear will she be tempted to eat the forbidden fruit?
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Bookmarked by Miruki089
08 Sep 2025