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After Sasuke regains memories of a previous life and realizes that he is part of the story of Naruto, he rejects his destiny and ducks out of the story before Naruto can get attached. Kakashi, martyr and troll that he is, objects.
Sasuke out there, just living his best life, lounging on a beach under an umbrella, drinking lemonade:
Kakashi, running full tilt and carrying the rest of Team Seven under his arms: I’ll save you, Sasuke!
Naruto and Sakura: *cheering Kakashi on*
The Plot will not be denied.
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10 Jan 2026
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A Self Insert into Naruto.
Ryoma, orphan of the sands, knows full well that he's nothing special as far as ninja go. Really, the smart move would be to run to the other side of the planet and wait for the oncoming apocalypse to pass him by.
Running has never been his style.
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09 Jan 2026
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Blond Blazer might be in a different universe than his own, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to squander his opportunity with Robert, even if some inferior version of himself will.
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Prototype Flambae comes to the main universe and wants to fuck Robert (same)Series
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07 Jan 2026
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“Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.
Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”
Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.
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Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.
The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.
Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.
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07 Jan 2026
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Realistically, Robert should have known better.
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Robert gets dosed with an aphrodisiac made for supers. The Z-Team is there to take care of him.
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07 Jan 2026