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  1. Rec 75

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    "Your beans are enchanting, Little Master, and I ask for your permission to squeeze them,"
     
    Illuga's ears, triangular and quite big compared to the rest of him, twitched and faced towards his current nuisance in life: elegant, leather-clad and unfortunately attached to someone who enjoyed nothing more than teasing him. He resisted temptation and rolled himself into a miserable ball of grey fur. Sometimes, the best way was to ignore one's bullies and not give them the satisfaction of a reaction. Yes, Illuga allowed his paw to be held by said nuisance. Flins pressed his finger against a delicate pink toe bean. He then fucking cooed.


    Or: Illuga gets cursed and is transformed into a cat. Flins takes care of him.

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    16 Apr 2026

  2. Rec 52

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    “Whatever’s bothering you, I’m all ears. Sounds like you need it off your chest,” Varka coaxes. “I’ve been told—”

    “People keep flirting with Flins, and it’s pissing me off,” Illuga blurts, then immediately covers his face with his free hand. Mortification bolts through him, warming his body to the tip of his ears.

    Varka pauses, and when Illuga risks a peek, the Grand Master has his jaw dropped open. He looks less like his esteemed title and more like a school girl hearing gossip. Delight nearly radiates from him. “This is the best day of my life,” he says, and Illuga begs the Moon Goddess to grant him death.

    Illuga can't stand people flirting with Flins. Varka makes a decent (but definitely not recommended) therapist.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    “You enjoy teasing me, don’t you, Mr. Flins?”

    “A favorite pastime of mine, I must say.”

    Illuga gives Flins a dry side-eye. The expression softens soon after, however. “Then care to make a wager?”

    “Let’s see who can fluster the other first.”

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    30 Mar 2026

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    "You barely ever eat any human food."

    "A shame, really."

    "You must be starving."

    "Not particularly."

    "Then, if I offered you my heart, you would say no?"

    Illuga finds an old book that tells the tales of man-eating fae, and decides to test the reality of it.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Dragging your six or seven hundred year old fairy coworker to a medical checkup really ought to blow a lid off that whole ‘pretending to be human’ thing. Luckily, with his unusual upbringing, Illuga wouldn’t know normal if it bit him in the ass.

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    26 Mar 2026