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Don't Waste A Drop by thelostriversong for lexiegrimwood
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2025
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Draco and Theo are looking for an egg donor as well as a surrogate to carry their child, and they are willing to pay generously for the perfect witch. Hermione needs gold to fund her latest Magical Creatures proposal. It seems like an ideal match, except there is just one caveat; Hermione is not interested in going through medical procedures for egg retrieval and implantation. In order to ensure they can finalize the agreement, Draco and Theo visit Hermione in her office to discuss an alternative option, one involving a more natural way to conceive.
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12 Jan 2026
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During her 8th year back at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger picked up a new reading habit. One could say, she started reading a new genre.
What will she do when her new friend, Head Boy, roommate, and crush Draco Malfoy, finds out what exactly Hermione likes to read in her free time?
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11 Jan 2026
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In the Spirit of Furthering Education by Zeebee3 for charingfae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jan 2026
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“You implied you’d be open to teaching Malfoy how to—” Pansy hesitated for the barest second. “—eat.”
“You can call it cunnilingus, if you prefer,” Hermione offered, then refocused. “But…yes, I suppose I did.”
Malfoy stared at her as if she’d just declared herself not only a secret Pureblood but also a die-hard supporter of Voldemort.
She didn’t think it was truly that shocking that she’d want to teach him a thing or two, even if the subject happened to be rather personal.
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Or, a game of Truth or Dare reveals that Hermione is the only one with any sexual experience. And, naturally, she's quite happy to share her knowledge.
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- Part 2 of Virgin Draco
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11 Jan 2026
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Hermione wondered when they’d catch on—if they hadn’t already—that she was shagging all three of them. Or maybe they all knew. Maybe they just didn’t mind sharing.
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11 Jan 2026
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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by rizzlewrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2022
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After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain. (Alternate ending: 'La Vie En Rose', Audiobook by ETL.Echo.Audiobooks).
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11 Jan 2026