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It is the first annual session of the Camp for Muggleborn Integration, Networking, and Goodwill Experiences, and Camp Director and organizer Hermione Granger needs everything to go perfectly. Unfortunately, two of her counselors, Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy, cannot stop fighting.
Enter: The Get-Along Shirt
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Dronmione shenanigans and threesomes at summer camp. There's fighting, there's fucking, there's friendship bracelets. What more could you need?
Written for the Wet Hot Dr(on)mione Summer Fest.
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Draco Malfoy is over Hermione Granger. He is. That doesn’t mean it doesn’t sting to watch her marry Viktor Krum. Ron Weasley understands, and he has an idea about how they can get over it.
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Hermione wouldn’t have given Cormac McLaggen a chance if this dry spell hadn’t gone on so exceptionally long. Thankfully, Pansy Parkinson is there to make sure she doesn’t go home with the wrong person.
A Porn Without Plot one shot inspired by Bexo.Hara and the song Boyfriend by Dove Cameron.
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-Feral staring across a nightclub,
-A makeover as foreplay
-Questionably safe apparition practices
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Ginny has trouble trusting people after the war and years of being a Quidditch star. That is, until her old friend and confidant Neville Longbottom comes back into her life.
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“No,” he groaned into her breast, “don’t do that.” He reached up, his hand easily circling her wrist, and tugged her hand away from her mouth. He pinned it to the railing by her hip, then looked up at her from between her breasts with beseeching eyes. “I want to see you come undone. I want to hear every moan. I want you to take this perfect hair down and let me see you. I want to take you apart and put you back together again. Can I have that? Will you let me?” Charlie said, punctuating his words with kisses and nips.
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You know the classic scene in so many Dramione fics where Draco hosts an entire gala in honor of Hermione's pet project just to get her attention? Did you ever wonder what Narcissa was doing in the background? Well, in this fic, she's getting railed by Charlie Weasley in the rose garden while Draco is distracted.
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- Part 2 of Smutty Weasley One Shots
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I've written two smutty one shots about Weasley siblings and I don't see myself stopping there. Maybe I'll do all seven eventually?
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A finger touched Harry’s chin, forcing him to look up and meet the icy blue eyes that belonged to the man next to him. “Do you like what you see, Harry?”
He forced himself to swallow, but did not look away. His hand burned with an old memory: I must not tell lies. The silence between them seemed to stretch on into an endless ether—one where time, space, even gravity itself did not tether Harry to reality.
Finally, he answered. “Yes.”
Or, Harry gets caught in a compromising position by the object of his every desire, and is forced to reconcile with reality.
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For her birthday, Hermione Granger-Malfoy is gifted a mouth between her thighs, and two
cockscompeting to wreck her - one belonging to her immaculate husband, the other to her tattooed ex.What starts as a harmless game quickly turns into a decadent tug-of-war: old rivalries rekindled, pleasure weaponized, and one witch caught gloriously in the middle.
She said she’d set the pace.
They said they’d behave.
Everyone lied.Now there’s only one question left…
Whosecockdeserves the crown?(Spoiler: she’s still counting votes.)
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Every terrible moment in his life, Draco thought about how one of the most powerful potions in existence curled up and around others like opalescent smoke, pulsing bright and thick like ichor, beckoning and enticing everyone…but.
Him.
Nothing.
Draco deserved this.
or, for some reason Amortentia has no scent for Draco. It's something he considers a terrible flaw and believes it's proof he lacks the capacity to feel romantic love.
But everything is fine. (narrator: everything was not fine.)
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An alternate version of what happened between Rumi and Jinu after Huntrix breaks up at the Idol awards and the Saja Boys’ midnight performance.
Or, Rumi and Jinu have an in-between moment to connect and be in love.
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Put Your Hands Where We Can See Them by Wheredoesshego
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jun 2025
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Aurors Potter and Malfoy apprehend a curly-haired suspect.
They need to conduct an investigation, and luckily for Hermione, these Aurors take their job very, very seriously.
Harry lowered himself down next to Malfoy so that both men were on their knees at her feet, trousers pulled tight over their thighs, cocks straining the material.
Hermione swallowed heavily.
All of her fantasies were coming true.
She might be in their custody, but she had both Aurors exactly where she wanted them.