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    Gideon Nav is running for city council in her small town of Canaan. She’s got the charisma, the policy, and the kickass team of friends and supporters. There’s just one problem…she has a bit of a reputation as the town harlot, and she desperately needs to fix it.

    Enter Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Gideon’s high school frenemy, who has moved back to town and just so happens to despise her opponent. Shenanigans ensue.

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    A fake dating and holiday fic, with all chapters posted at once for the fic exchange.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    It was like watching a puppeteer pull all of Harrow’s strings simultaneously, Gideon thought; the little hagette stood straighter, though not taller- she was still five foot nothing, more furious purse dog than shaking purse dog- but she nodded firmly, once, before turning to Cam.

    "Very well,” she said. “Marry me, Camilla.”

    A vicious spit-take on Gideon’s part translated to one exceptionally high eyebrow in Cam, but nothing more.

    “Like I said,” Cam began carefully, “I’m married to Dulcie, and unfortunately, polyamory is not recognized under the UCMJ. I can’t marry you without her losing her benefits.”

    Then, because Cam was the absolute worst, she shrugged and said, offhandedly,
    “Why don’t you marry Gideon?”

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    Harrow needs health insurance, and Gideon needs Harrow (to not be a dick.) What better way to provide for them both than a little light fraud between frenemies?

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    15 Dec 2025

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    “My goodness, you are a big pup,” Harrow murmured, stepping a little closer. “And so… fit. My name is Harrowhark.”

    Oh my god. Harrow didn’t recognize her under her pup hood at all! This was great! She could mime her way through some polite back-and-forth, make a graceful exit, and hide under Dulcinea’s table before you could say “Fuck yeah!” Relaxing a little, Gideon pulled back her shoulders and stood up straight, showing off just how big and fit she was. Harrow reached out as if to run her fingers over Gideon’s well-muscled arm, then suddenly withdrew her hand.

    “Excuse me,” she said, a blush blooming across her cheeks. She shoved her hands into her pockets. “I am not usually so handsy, or so hasty, for that matter. But there is something about you I find… alluring.”

    Fuck, Gideon thought, she was not going to make it back to that table.

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    Gideon goes to a fetish party, makes some new friends, and runs into her fucking ex.

    Complete fic, posting weekly on Sundays.

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    17 Mar 2024

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    Harrow wants Gideon to pass organic chemistry but Gideon refuses to study. Gideon wants to make out with every gay girl on their floor but Harrow is clearly not interested in her. Can they come to an agreement that works for both of them?

    Or: Harrow and Gideon make a deal that if Gideon comes to study group Harrow will make out with her. Nothing goes wrong and no emotions get involved.

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    14 Jan 2024

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    Gideon was having a perfectly normal, perfectly pleasant evening (or at least, what passed for normal and pleasant in Canaan House) when Harrow looked up from her flimsy-strewn desk and said,

     

    "In the interest of remaining transparent, you ought to know that I've asked Sextus to marry me."

     

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    Harrow and Palamedes refuse Lyctorhood, and get married instead. Gideon and Camilla are totally fine about it, honest.

    God, however, is not.

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    01 Dec 2023