NoNameLifeIsBoring
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A car appeared from over a hill. Minivan. One of those pale blue ones. It pulled up beside him. He got nervous for a minute, but it wasn’t the kidnappers. It was some concerned looking lady. Ah, he was probably a sight to see, bruised and barefoot and still soaking wet. She rolled down the window closest to him. “You all right, sweetie?” she asked in a caring mom voice. “Do you need help?”
Oh. That was nice. “Um, thank you, yes, I need to get home, please.” And then, by way of clarification, he added, “I, uh, died. I think?”
The smile melted off her face. “What, you’re one of those dead things? Ew, no! Get out of here, graven!” she snarled, waving her hands as if to banish him. She didn’t even bother to roll up the window, just hit the gas and sped away into the trees, and he was left there, wondering in bewilderment what a graven was.
Or: instead of his long-awaited camping trip, Technoblade finds himself driving halfway across the US to bring some poor kid home. The kid's a little odd; he doesn’t seem to grasp simple things about how the world works. Techno wants to ask if the kid was born yesterday or something, but he’s starting to wonder if that might actually be the case.
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- Part 7 of Apocalyptic Tales
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When Shroud murders Mecha Man in cold blood, he takes the man’s twelve-year-old son with him into hiding. Turns out, turning a child desperate for any kind of love from a parental figure to your side isn’t all that hard, especially when the parenting bar has been set so low.
But now, almost twenty years later, Shroud needs SDN infiltrated, and Robert, with his particular set of augments, is uniquely qualified. Robert’s loyalty is absolute, there is no way that a group of ex villains could possibly show him another way.~
Villain Robert AU
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Robert knows it's going to be a bad day before he even opens his eyes. He shouldn't be awake yet, the alarm on his phone hasn't gone off. It's the pain that woke Robert.
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Despite it being a bad pain day, Robert decides to go to work like normal. When he inevitably crashes, Z-Team's there to look out for him. Flambae's powers especially come in handy. -
we've got lots in common where it really counts (where it really counts, we've got large amounts) by Did
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 May 2021
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The worm woman's name turns out to be Jane Prentiss. She's 22, a gemini, and she's studying Earth Sciences because UCL doesn't offer an entomology degree. She wears a mood ring and claims to be a practicing witch. Annabelle isn't sure if she's joking or not.
She also doesn't use makeup, and her face is pockmarked liberally with what Annabelle recognizes to be very bad cystic acne scars. Annabelle, who deliberately styles her hair to hide the sizable bald patch on the side of her head from an unfortunate cooking oil accident when she was a child, can sympathize.
Jane Prentiss is an incredibly bizarre woman. She is also, without a doubt, the most interesting person Annabelle has ever met.
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Cahir and the Bear (and Cat…and Griffin…) by sinspiration
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Nov 2025
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"A great honor," they called it. To be given the chance to win victory for the Empire as one of the seven knights chosen to battle in this sun-forsaken ring.
It would have been more honest to call it a death sentence.