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Dennis Whitaker needs advice; like good, solid, strong advice that he cannot, under any circumstances, get from the people he works with. It would reveal too much and he needs to maintain control of the situation at all costs. So what does he do? Well, he goes to Reddit of course!
u/closetedInDaPit - My roommate [27F] thinks I’m [27M] being baby trapped by a widow [26F], what she doesn’t know is that I’m gay [seeking advice]
Perfect! What could possibly go wrong?
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Weaver of Silk and Dreams by a_stands_for
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, X-Men - All Media Types
10 Dec 2017
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Ben Parker sighed as he looked up into The Thing's eyes, so expressively human in spite of the rest of his rocky appearance.
“My fifteen-year-old nephew--who's practically my own little boy!--” he choked out with a tight voice, “h-he can't pass for human anymore. He's scared, and he's isolated, and he just needs someone else to talk to! Someone who can understand. Please."
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Some alternate realities are unrecognizable, and some are indistinguishable. This one lies somewhere in between.
Peter Parker's life was derailed when he mutated into a strange human/spider hybrid, and he knows that's not the way things went down for him in other realities. Still, he's determined to forge a new path and make the best of it. Sometimes "the friends we made along the way" really is the greatest treasure anyone could ask for.
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- Part 1 of More Spidery Spider-Man
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Always Glad You Came by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Fantastic Four
23 Apr 2016
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Spider-Man is a relatively new, controversial vigilante, and Johnny has a crush the size of the Empire Building. The Four - operating under the assumption that Spidey is an adult - do not approve.
“I just happen to think Spider-Man's cool,” Johnny says, matter-of-factly. “A hero can think another hero is cool without making it weird. I admire his aloofness. And his badass-ness.”
“His aloofness,” Ben repeats, chuckling into his mug of beer. It’s roughly the size of Johnny’s head. “Yeah, sure, I bet that’s all your admire, right?”
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A car appeared from over a hill. Minivan. One of those pale blue ones. It pulled up beside him. He got nervous for a minute, but it wasn’t the kidnappers. It was some concerned looking lady. Ah, he was probably a sight to see, bruised and barefoot and still soaking wet. She rolled down the window closest to him. “You all right, sweetie?” she asked in a caring mom voice. “Do you need help?”
Oh. That was nice. “Um, thank you, yes, I need to get home, please.” And then, by way of clarification, he added, “I, uh, died. I think?”
The smile melted off her face. “What, you’re one of those dead things? Ew, no! Get out of here, graven!” she snarled, waving her hands as if to banish him. She didn’t even bother to roll up the window, just hit the gas and sped away into the trees, and he was left there, wondering in bewilderment what a graven was.
Or: instead of his long-awaited camping trip, Technoblade finds himself driving halfway across the US to bring some poor kid home. The kid's a little odd; he doesn’t seem to grasp simple things about how the world works. Techno wants to ask if the kid was born yesterday or something, but he’s starting to wonder if that might actually be the case.
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- Part 7 of Apocalyptic Tales
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When Shroud murders Mecha Man in cold blood, he takes the man’s twelve-year-old son with him into hiding. Turns out, turning a child desperate for any kind of love from a parental figure to your side isn’t all that hard, especially when the parenting bar has been set so low.
But now, almost twenty years later, Shroud needs SDN infiltrated, and Robert, with his particular set of augments, is uniquely qualified. Robert’s loyalty is absolute, there is no way that a group of ex villains could possibly show him another way.~
Villain Robert AU
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we've got lots in common where it really counts (where it really counts, we've got large amounts) by Did
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 May 2021
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The worm woman's name turns out to be Jane Prentiss. She's 22, a gemini, and she's studying Earth Sciences because UCL doesn't offer an entomology degree. She wears a mood ring and claims to be a practicing witch. Annabelle isn't sure if she's joking or not.
She also doesn't use makeup, and her face is pockmarked liberally with what Annabelle recognizes to be very bad cystic acne scars. Annabelle, who deliberately styles her hair to hide the sizable bald patch on the side of her head from an unfortunate cooking oil accident when she was a child, can sympathize.
Jane Prentiss is an incredibly bizarre woman. She is also, without a doubt, the most interesting person Annabelle has ever met.
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Cahir and the Bear (and Cat…and Griffin…) by sinspiration
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Nov 2025
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"A great honor," they called it. To be given the chance to win victory for the Empire as one of the seven knights chosen to battle in this sun-forsaken ring.
It would have been more honest to call it a death sentence.
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With his scholarship funds running low, Caleb decides to take his faculty advisor up on the offer to tutor other students to earn rent money, though he’s wholly unprepared for two of his students vying for his affections the entire semester.
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Robert knows it's going to be a bad day before he even opens his eyes. He shouldn't be awake yet, the alarm on his phone hasn't gone off. It's the pain that woke Robert.
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Despite it being a bad pain day, Robert decides to go to work like normal. When he inevitably crashes, Z-Team's there to look out for him. Flambae's powers especially come in handy.Series
- Part 1 of Z-Team Polycule
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Robert and Flambae realize keeping their relationship a secret isn't as easy as they had hoped. They're both tired of the mind games, and it all culminates at the Z-Team's Thanksgiving karaoke party.
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- Part 3 of Flambert Post-Canon
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Within These Tainted Walls by Cyclizine
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Blood of Zeus (Cartoon), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
30 Oct 2025
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Percy Jackson died for his companions, an ending as decorous as the sea’s retreat.
In theory, this should have concluded matters. In practice, it produced Persía: a reincarnation with inconvenient modern opinions and an aversion to staying quiet. She acquired, in no particular order, a household, a cult, and a reputation for upsetting the correct people.Unfortunately, when immortality catches up to her, so do the Olympians. She had not requested this afterlife, but now that she possesses it, she intends to use it; primarily to irritate the gods.
Also: includes administrative cult work, abolitionist projects, and the occasional demolition of corrupt politicians. Technically an Athenide AU.
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- Part 1 of The Cult of Dionysus
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The Sea is Wine Red by gotham_girl
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Odyssey - Homer, The Iliad - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
09 Jan 2026
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Getting transported to the past? Tricky. Getting transported to the past with old gods who are fascinated by you? Trickier. Getting transported to the middle of the Trojan War and you and your girlfriend are on different sides? Now that's just mean.
Or, Annabeth and Percy travel back to Ancient Greece during the Trojan War, but end up on opposite sides due to conniving parents and old god grudges. The gods are much more possessive than either child remember them being.
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- Part 1 of Sailing on the Winds of Change
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21 Dec 2025
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Take It As A Compliment by imajidiot
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
01 Feb 2026
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*UPDATED WITH CHAPTER 5* Rodrick throws a party
“Look, all I’m saying is if we’re really gonna do this it might… take a while—” He rephrases carefully.
Regina still scoffs like that's the dumbest thing she's heard all night.
Who the hell does Rodrick think he is?
Hugh Heffner?
AKA Rodrick is a gooner and Regina has no idea what she’s in for
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Robert Robertson is a man who puts himself in situations where powers would be pretty useful.
But he doesn't have them. What he does have is a mortal body made of breakable bones, cuttable skin, bruisable flesh, and other generally damageable stuff.
Maybe, at some point, he'll realize that he's got his limits. The way things are going, it's likely that the Z-team will identify them all before he does.“Hey Golem,” Invisigal called out. “What were you listening to while you were outside?”
Golem turned away from him to go join up with her, and Robert followed-- or he intended to. Something went wrong when he took a step to the side. He felt his body swaying.
“Woah.” Robert caught himself on the bench, next to Prism.
“Watch it,” said Prism. “The bar fight’s over, boy. Don’t go knocking yourself out now.”
Robert laughed under his breath. “Yeah, that would be stupid, huh.” -
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A place for my "Dispatch" art. Robert is entirely too shippable with all characters in this game.
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There just had to be a jewelry store next door, that just had to have some desirable piece on display that made it the perfect target for an early morning heist...and it just had to be next to a fucking daycare.
Did Robert know the guy had a gun? Yes. But what he didn't know was that the bastard had gotten in a lucky shot.
Fuck his incredibly high pain tolerance.
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“If you’re not interested, you can just say that. I probably came on too strong with the whole… ‘fucking you until you cry’ speech.”
“You also called me an annoying bitch. Real mixed signals. I don’t know what to think.”
“You’re hilarious. How about we start with the home cooked meal and see where that goes? Come over tomorrow. I’m an excellent cook.”
“And humble, too.”
“Fuck you, Robert.”
“Not on the first date.”
“I think I changed my mind. You’re too annoying.” There was a pause. “No but really, come over tomorrow.”
aka Flambae and Robert get drunk and hook up. Robert definitely doesn't regret anything and the team is very normal about it. Surprisingly, that's not where it ends.
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The Z-Team didn’t like Robert.
They were villains. They were fuck ups. They each had a giant chip on their shoulders that barely let them stand next to each other on a good day. As soon as his voice first came on the group call, they had to give him shit. If they didn’t start harassing him, the Blonde Boss Lady would have benched them thinking they were being mind controlled.
Every handler thought they could “handle” the Phoenix team. Tame them, make them palatable, water them down. Turn them good. So they didn’t like Robert.
But they did like his voice.
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- Part 1 of Hear You, Feel You - ZTeam Polycule
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My hands are not clean (they can still carry you home) by Arcturus_Ish
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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The thing about plastic chairs is that they weren't a great substitute for an actual bed; the other thing is, Robert can't exactly afford to be picky and even if he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 the internal debate is still ongoing as to whether or not he deserves a mattress at this current point in his life.
So, the plastic chair stays and is staying for the foreseeable future. Besides, it's charming - in a depressing, minimalism-that-is-totally-not-a-reflection-of-his-inner-sense-of-worth way.
Or:The fic where Robert has chronic pain and Flambae has warm hands. The two of them will figure out what to do about that eventually, right?
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Essek watches, transfixed by the tiefling, as he takes his hand to his lips for a brief kiss across his knuckles, the sharp talons kept away in an easy motion.
“I don’t think I’ve ever met a drow properly before,” he says, relinquishing his hand and bowing with a flourish, “It’s a pleasure, Mr. Essek. I’m Molly, but I’m sure you’ve gathered that.”
“The pleasure is all mine,” Essek replies, falling back on his manners even if he’s sure he looks bewildered. Most people from this side of the Ashkeeper Peaks don’t smile like that at the prospect of meeting someone from his folk.
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In which Mollymauk comes back to his body, minus a few memories, at the Blooming Grove. Essek is intrigued. Caleb is glad.