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Birdcage (Burning Spice / Smoked Cheese) by Matcha Latte Cookie (NotSafeForCthulhu)
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), Cookie Run Kingdom (Video Game)
11 Sep 2025
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The foolish bird had fallen so easily. He had hoped for a challenge, but instead the thief had crumpled like a withered sprig in the dust. Burning Spice looked at the cliff below. He had intended to throw her body over it to watch it be crumbled on the rocks below, when…
“RELEASE HER!”
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What if the events went differently, Golden Cheese was not captured, and Burning Spice's attention was turned solely onto her loyal general, Smoked Cheese.Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
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The Pink Slumber Incident by Matcha Latte Cookie (NotSafeForCthulhu)
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), Cookie Run Kingdom (Video Game)
10 Sep 2025
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After the bar closes down and everyone heads home, Sparkling Cookie finds the pink juice is making him feel more than just romantic… and theres one last patron sleeping at the end of the bar.
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Licorice / Dark Choco (still need to come up with a name, bear with me) by Matcha Latte Cookie (NotSafeForCthulhu)
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), Cookie Run Kingdom (Video Game)
10 Aug 2025
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Dark Choco is freed of the cursed sword, and decides it is his responsibility to stop the other Cookies of Darkness. Instead, he teams up with Licorice on a quest to find out where Dark Enchantress is hiding.
Unfortunately... Dark Choco has repressed emotions (romantic, sexual, and everything else) and Licorice is too horny for his own good. Its only a matter of time before neither can hide their feelings from the other. -
A Golden Cheese Fondue by Matcha Latte Cookie (NotSafeForCthulhu)
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
04 Jul 2025
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“Place their soul cheeses on the ground there.”
“Are you sure about this, your Radiance?”
“Of course I am. While I admire your greediness to be the only one to accompany me on my journey, it is only fair that the others should have the option to join us as well.”
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Golden Cheese awakens Burnt Cheese and Mozzarella from their soul cheeses to join her and Smoked Cheese. The four of them decide to celebrate their reuiniting outside of the digital kingdom by exploring their physical bodies together.
I couldnt find a multi ship of the cheese gang, so im writing it myself. This is absolutely not serious and very horny with a sappy wholesome ending.
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By His Side by Matcha Latte Cookie (NotSafeForCthulhu)
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), Cookie Run Kingdom - Fandom
02 Jul 2025
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Affogato returns to the castle after his betrayal, desperate to return to the one place he felt like he belonged. Dark Cacao gets put under a mysterious Witch's spell, and is more forward with Affogato than anyone would have expected. Dark Choco avoids reuniting with his father until he feels he has redeemed himself. Carmel Arrow refuses to trust the man who betrayed her king.
Also: An Epilogue in which Dark Choco returns to the castle with Licorice by his side.
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Rosana and her best friend Cindy were just regular girls on a Earth like ours, but they had a secret, they were both fans of the MGE. Neither of them could have expected however that when Rosana wished for its world to become real that it would actually come true... Now the two of them must deal with the consequences of having a live-in monster girl intent on converting their world and convincing them to indulge in their once hidden desires.
Bookmarked by NotSafeForCthulhu
27 Aug 2025
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My Desire Burns Hotter Than Flames by Anonymous
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), Cookie Run Kingdom - Fandom
17 Jun 2025
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After capturing Smoked Cheese, Burning Spice visits him in the dungeon. Things escalate and Smoked Cheese experiences a night he will not soon forget.
UNFINISHED!!! THIS WAS ACCIDENTALLY POSTED AND IS NOT FINISHED I REPEAT NOT FINISHED
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Bookmarked by Matcha Latte Cookie (NotSafeForCthulhu)
14 Aug 2025
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“I know already that anything I do to you is futile,” Burning Spice spoke with a sneer, “so I think I'll play with your little trinket instead.”
Burning Spice wanted to break the thief that stole his Soul Jam. He wanted to watch the hope leave her eyes; the desperation of her pleas. He knows that any pain inflicted on herself won't do, so he decides to break her mouthy trinket instead.
Bookmarked by Matcha Latte Cookie (NotSafeForCthulhu)
14 Aug 2025
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With the Beast of Destruction buried beneath the ruins of his own temple, Golden Cheese and Smoked Cheese thought they were safe to find their way home. Things go awry when Smoked Cheese is separated from the radiant queen and seemingly left behind in Land of Spice.
A short canon divergence drabble where Episode 4 ends with a bit more angst.
(Previously called "A Generals Capture" and "A Generals Story")
Bookmarked by Matcha Latte Cookie (NotSafeForCthulhu)
14 Aug 2025
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As the cities crumble, I only see your face by Anonymous
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
31 Jul 2025
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A SmokedSpice story topped with some good ol redemption.
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Burning Spice had always found the little hooded subordinate of that theif to always be, interesting, to say the least. And who would not be better than he, a beast, to chase him. Smoked cheese might not see it that way though..Series
- Part 1 of The Beasts Redemptions!
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Bookmarked by Matcha Latte Cookie (NotSafeForCthulhu)
14 Aug 2025