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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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06 May 2025
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Fallen from grace due to his involvement in the war, Draco Malfoy fully intended on entering his ministry-mandated eighth year at Hogwarts as one thing: miserable.
But what happens when the most terrifying witch with a blood lust for justice—The Brightest Witch of Her Age—assigns herself as Draco’s unofficial bodyguard against their vengeful cohorts?
Draco earns himself what is aptly referred to as Scary Granger Privileges™.
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After the fall of Voldemort, can the Wizarding world move on from centuries of lingering prejudices? All Hermione Granger, “heroine” and part-time agitator knows is, she is done.
Or so she thinks.
Soon, she is drawn back into the shady dealings on the Ministry and finds, to her surprise, a kindred spirit in the most unexpected place.
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08 Mar 2024
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Crashing Borders by Xiao_FeiFei
Fandoms: formula one - Fandom, f1, Redbull Racing, Formula 1 RPF
03 Nov 2024
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How would someone find out if you are secretly dating?
Text messages? Recorded phone call? Sneaky picture out on a date?
When it got out that the two star drivers of Formula One were seeing each other, it took more drama to reveal their feelings. Specifically, it took a 160km/h crash for everyone to see that the ongoing war between the duo wasn't filled with as much hate as previously believed.
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Or, put two formula one drivers with trauma and anger issues in a team. The worst that could happen is them crashing into borders, right?
Christian Horner wasn't prepared for what one decision could do to his sanity.Series
- Part 1 of F1 - Grid Stories
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16 Jul 2023