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Agatha couldn’t move. It was her, she was sure of it—the dancer from the club, on the night of the last day of school. A stripper was standing in her classroom, addressing her second-graders. A stripper who, until this very moment, had been filed neatly into the category of things Agatha would never think about again. (Except that one time, when she got too drunk on the Fourth of July. And that other time, when she got too drunk on the Seventh of July, which was just a normal Tuesday.) And yet here she was, in practical jeans and a black tee, looking every inch like a competent professional.
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First ten minutes of Afternoon Delight meets...the American public school system? (THEY'RE TEACHERS)
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“In all her years of existence, since before the creation of words and evolution of creatures, Rio had never missed a death until the inconvenient passing of Agatha Harkness.”
In which Agatha Harkness attends her own funeral, and Death takes her first day off. -
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“Say it,” Rio whispered, hand still tangled in her hair. “Tell me what you are.”
“I’m—” Agatha gasped, eyes fluttering. “I’m your filthy little slut.”
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Agatha intentionally makes Rio Jealous (She gets what she hoped for)
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A list of things Rio expects to do tonight: have a couple drinks at the local gay bar, bring a cute dyke home, fuck her into the mattress.
The person Rio doesn’t expect to do it with: their high school bully.
OR, butch4butch agathario au
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- Part 1 of butch4butch agathario au
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Now that shooting is done for the day, Jen begins packing up her makeup kit. She turns her back to Rio and shoves it into her oversized purse. “What’s up with you and her, anyway?”
Agatha answers from behind, making Jen jump:
“We used to be married.” She eats another olive, casually rubbing the tips of her fingers together to wipe away the juice. She must have snuck up on them while they were talking.
Rio crosses her arms. “We’re still married.”
“That reminds me,” Agatha sighs. “Sign the papers.”
"Sue me.”
Which is hilarious, because Agatha already is.
Or: Agatha's an A list actress with a bad reputation; Rio is a successful producer with an even worse one. Also, they're ex-wives who sometimes bang it out.