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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    The Dark Cacao Kingdom is cold, every citizen is well acquainted with the frigid temperatures. Frozen or freezing, the snow always remained along the mountains and cliffs. This cold, although not new, bothered one cookie in particular. Affogato cookie could deal with most temperatures, but when it dipped a bit too low, he must seek some help ‘warming up’ from a certain King.

    (This is part of a series, you do not need to read the first part for context. In essence, instead of taking over the kingdom by tricks and manipulation, Affogato enters a political marriage to Dark Cacao.)

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    14 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    “Just cause you like it does no mean any women will, lad.” Innes grumbled, taking a swig from his glass as he stole a glance at Muir’s alcohol flushed face.

    Innes wasn’t paying enough attention to his arm, moving it too fast and causing his shirt to catch and making him drop his glass.

    Muir’s eyes widened as he sped to catch the falling cup, scrambling over Innes’ lap to do so, luckily catching it before it hit the floor, much to his relief. Muir sighed, slightly sobering up. “That was almost bad…”

    Unbeknownst to Muir Innes sucked in a breath as he registered their position, cheeks flushing further.

    ...

    tldr: Innes gets some help from Muir and vice versa, it slowly starts to spiral from there until both parties feelings are undeniable anymore.

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    09 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    The Beast of Destruction's rampage continues on; which leads him and his followers to the sacred land of the St. Pastry Order. The leader, Dougheal, is faced with hardships and questioning of themselves once the Beast finally shows himself. Antics of all kinds ensue afterwards.

    Extremely self-indulgent story and ship.
    I am the only person in the world who ships these two I think.

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    08 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    twisted as they are.

    Solomon Goode's unspoken explanations. (albeit with a tint more of a denied crush than probably canon)

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    06 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    "I was dreaming?" Ruby heaved a huge sigh of relief. “It was all a dream.” She let out a small giggle, snuggling against her pillow.

    An awful nightmare, nothing else…

    "Hate to break it to you, kid, it was very real." A voice she did not recognize spoke. A man's voice.

    Heart in her throat, Ruby slowly turned to face the intruder.

    “February 1965…sounds like an interesting year ahead," Harry Rooker, the Milkman Killer, sat comfortably on a chair next to her bed, flipping through her latest edition of Teen magazine. "Ten-minute hairdos for teens on the go, seventy-five great looks for you," he read before he winced. "He loves me, he loves me not…"

    Naturally, Ruby let out a bloodcurdling scream.

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    Or: Ruby's afterlife with the other Shadyside Killers up till the curse finally breaks.

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    05 Sep 2025