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After he was caught fleeing the scene of his crimes, Affogato expects to be executed. Instead he is surprised when His Majesty decides to spare him.. at the cost of demoting him to the lowest ranking servant. Affogato finds the job much harder than anticipated as everything reminds him of the king.
Through this, he makes a discovery about himself.
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05 Apr 2026
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Watching her draped in shadows and moonlight, surrounded by glistening sugar flowers and quietly weeping over the orchid in her palms... Shadow Milk Cookie couldn't help but think that Pure Vanilla was right. Again.
Pure Vanilla Cookie died. This changed everything.
Well, maybe not everything, but it changed enough.
It certainly ruined Shadow Milk's life more than it already was, but somehow also fixed it piece by piece. He's not sure what to feel about that. He's not really sure what to feel about anything, actually.
War preparations halt, time slows into a crawl, and cookiekind learns to breathe in the space created by the loss of one person.
In the distant horizon brews a storm that will decide the fate of this world. But Shadow Milk Cookie is not dealing with any of that right now because Custard Cookie III wants him to be friends with White Lily.
And what Custard Cookie III wants, Custard Cookie III gets, apparently.
[Originally posted anonymously on a different account]
[Summary edited on March 23, 2026 to add more details]
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- Part 1 of Love and Loss AU
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23 Mar 2026
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Sleeping with The Enemy by rayofsunshineiy
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), Cookie Run Kingdom - Fandom
28 Mar 2026
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After betraying and manipulating Dark Cacao Cookie in his attempt to seize the throne, Affogato Cookie had fled the Dark Cacao Kingdom an at first, running away had felt thrilling.But eventually… it became boring.Even working under Dark Enchantress Cookie lost its charm after a while. Schemes were only fun when the target was interesting and Affogato had to admit that his former king had always been the most fascinating opponent, so curiosity won.Disguised beneath a dark cloak and wide hat, Affogato slipped back into the Dark Cacao Kingdom, intending only to observe what his dear king had been doing in his absence.Unfortunately, some of the nobles had better memories than he expected.Which was how he ended up here again,the throne room.
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16 Mar 2026
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I can't forgive you. But I'll always save you. by MyShipsHaveCanons
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
13 Mar 2026
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Set at the end of the hypothetical next arc where Pure Vanilla and co defeat fucked up Shadow Milk Cookie with the power of... um friendship isn't exactly what I'd call what their plan was but close enough.
Pure Vanilla cures Shadow Milk of all the voices in his head and brings him back from the brink before he destroys everything, but that doesn't mean that the jester is forgiven.
ft, shadow milk emotional breakdown part infinity but this time he get hit with reality, and Pure Vanilla putting his foot down on it being the blue boy's Last Fucking Chance.
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14 Mar 2026
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Shadow Milk was imprisoned in the silver tree for so long. But finally, he gets out.
He has his fun for the next years, tormenting all those cookies and watching the world burn. Truly, he felt completed.
That is, until he meets a simple healer in a crumbling village.
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- Part 1 of Uhh shadowvanilla? ( ﾟεﾟ；)
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11 Mar 2026