Optimistic_Neptune
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(y/n) had lived, what he thought to be, a pretty okay life. He was no saint, not by any means, but he did try to dedicate himself to helping others. He worked as a therapist for many years, volunteered at animal shelters and soup kitchens, and donated money to charity, he thought he was a pretty okay guy, all things considered.
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This shit is pretty much straight out of a porno, gosh damn.
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Edgy has been sent back to Mamma Cry's bittybones adoption center more than a few times. One late afternoon a cheerful looking human comes into the store and decides to adopt him. Not even a minute after getting to his new home Edgy learns a lesson in the form of an old saying.
The reader is gender neutral (i might have messed up on that a few times. but I tried to stick to "them, they, their" all that good stuff.
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Ashley L. Tanner is a 24-year-old "Adult" with a love for art and writing. After having a rough childhood Ashley has been fighting Depression for a good long while... some days are better than others. She lives alone in her apartment in till two of her friends introduce her to a rather unusual pet... after learning about the "Bitty" she goes to find a little companion of her own. I'm sure nothing could go wrong!
Right..?
*Hiatus*
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You and Sonar don't exactly get along. After one bad interaction, you two have become about as compatible as oil and water. But then Malevola gives you an invitation to a house party out of the blue and after you make a discovery that wasn't meant for your eyes, it has you looking at him a little differently.
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07 Dec 2025
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You and Sonar always step on each other's toes when you are paired on missions together, and the day after a particularly bad run; you decide to punish him by tempting him with the thing he wants most... boobs♡
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07 Dec 2025
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Sonar was trying so, so hard to be a better person, but it was like all of that flew right out the window whenever he saw you.
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07 Dec 2025
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“It says here you were charged with second degree murder.”
“Okay, but that wasn’t entirely my fault! He didn’t believe I had the guts to set off the canon with him inside and I… Well, I knew it was gonna kill him. I just didn’t expect a ‘strongman’ to make such a loud splat!”
Blonde Blazer let out a groan of annoyance, pinching the bridge of her nose as she stared at the documentation. Dispatchers wouldn’t be in the office for another hour and yet here she was, discussing why murder is bad to a literal clown.
Bonnie simply smiled at her, sticking out her tongue like a pet who’d just finished destroying everything in the trash can. The button dog ears and thumping tail against the plush seat only added to the look. The oversized button-up and large red frown smeared across her lips juxtaposed exactly how cheery the girl was.
Comedic some would say, but at this moment, it only annoyed Blazer.
Clowns aren’t for everyone.
aka: A clown joins the Z Team and immediately falls head over heels for the no-nonsense crypto bat. Too bad he despises her guts and finds the whole routine annoying, but that hasn't stopped her before.
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06 Dec 2025
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Sonar was never good at self-restraint. If anything, self-indulgence was his second name—money, alcohol, drugs… Was it really that surprising when he lost his mind around his newest source of pleasure? It wasn't his fault that just so happened to be you.
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02 Dec 2025