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“I’m afraid you’ll have to say goodbye at the door, Mr Parker,” Miss P said, dutifully calling Tony the name he had very explicitly ordered the school to use when referring to him. He refused to risk uprooting Peter’s hard-earned normality because some loose-lipped school teacher couldn’t keep names straight. “School policy. No parents in the classroom.”
Peter looked between the two adults, his little brow furrowed in confusion. “Daddy’s not coming with us?” He turned to Tony, eyes pleading for an explanation. “Daddy?”
And oh. Oh. Here lies Tony Stark, a loving father, killed by his own son’s wholesome naivety.
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Exactly what it says on the tin, guys. It's Peter's first day of school, and Tony is Not Thriving.
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- Part 2 of A Father and A Son
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Nature Is Cheaper Than Therapy by ariverofthings, PS_NoThanks
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Apr 2021
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"A trip, Tony. A holiday. You and Peter,” Pepper said, rolling her eyes.
“A holiday,” Tony repeated slowly. “Me and Peter.”
“That’s my suggestion,” Pepper nodded. “I’d recommend something lowkey, nothing too extravagant. You said yourself that Peter’s pretty tired at the moment. Just do something calming, relaxing, refreshing. Even just a camping trip. Nature’s supposed to be good for mental health, you know.”
“A camping trip,” Tony mused. Peter loved being outside; maybe a breath of fresh air was just what he needed. “Alright,” he nodded, trying to play it off as though the prospect of a camping trip with Peter was merely a task that he would complete with good grace, rather than something he was already getting actively excited about. “Alright, I’m interested.”~~~
Or, with Peter burdened by the aftermath of Homecoming Night, Tony hatches a plan to take Peter on a camping trip in the hopes of lightening his spirits. In the seeming tranquility of the woods, they engage in just about every camping cliche known to man and revel in the freedom that comes with taking a break from their superhero alter egos.
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Drowning in Demons (And Learning to Breathe) by ariverofthings, PS_NoThanks
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Oct 2020
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NOTE: This work was previously titled Itsy Bitsy Spider.
This work is also being translated into Chinese by the amazing xw_N_Z. Linked here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37162186/chapters/92711638~~~
If he was being honest with himself, he was slightly terrified of the skinny boy standing in front of him, who looked as relaxed as he could possibly be, so naturally, Tony stuck out his hand for the boy to shake, ignoring the slight twitch from him at the sudden movement. “Tony Stark.”
“I know,” the boy said. His voice was quiet, calm, but he sounded like he’d seen a lot more than someone of his age ever should, and his eyes, brown and soulful, carried the same message.
“This is usually when you tell me your name, kid,” Tony prompted.
“Oh, right,” the boy said hurriedly. “It’s Peter. I’m Peter.”
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The oh-so-overdone HYDRA Peter trope that literally no one asked for, but we delivered anyway. Featuring shameless Peter whump, way too much angst to be healthy, and a bucketload of Irondad and Spiderson fluff.
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NOTE: This work has been heavily edited. I'm so sorry to anyone who had to read it before.
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Tony didn’t go out every night.
He had responsibilities; a company to run, technological marvels to build, blah blah blah. And most of the time he took on those responsibilities without complaint, despite what some tabloids may have say about that. He was not a wild, party-going, man-child with far too much money to spend on his every whim.
Most of the time.
It was just that some days he needed to shrug off the weight that came with heading a billion dollar company. So sue him! He was allowed to relax every now and again, and when he did... well, he really relaxed.
And so, on The Night That Changed Everything, he hadn’t been looking for anything other than a couple of glasses (or bottles) of excellent whisky, and maybe a companion or two with whom he could spend the night.
In the end, what he got was so much better.
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- Part 1 of A Father and A Son
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This is based off the prompt:
Sometimes I steal flowers from your garden on my way to the cemetery, but today you've caught me and have demanded to come with me to ‘make sure the girl is pretty enough to warrant flower theft' and I'm trying to figure out how to break it to you that we're on our way to a graveyard.~~~
Peter wasn’t prone to stealing. He wasn’t even a bad kid, usually. Fights were a no, same with talking back - he kind of just kept his head down and made his way through life without disturbing anybody.
He just needed to give something to Ben - his uncle deserved so much more than a few measly flowers, but it was all he had.
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Guess what! Peter steals Tony's flowers, and what occurs next is a terrible misunderstanding, way too much angst, followed by a smidge of fluff, and a hot plate of lasagna.
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My take on the 'Peter as Tony's biological son' trope, but through the entire MCU.
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Pockets of belonging by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
28 Jul 2025
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Peter never made any plans to run away, until the day he leaves. It isn’t an idea that slowly creeps up on him. He just stands over the sink one day in early spring, watching his father’s bright red ashtray bob up through the soap bubbles, and feels an overwhelming urge to get the hell out of this place.
Two years later. Tony Stark has been keeping his identity as Iron Man a secret, successfully hiding behind his spoiled, rich asshole persona. It’s isolating, but he doesn’t even like people anyway, so it’s fine, he’s fine, he’s great. And then he gets saddled with a new intern, who isn’t just hiding secrets: he’s barely holding it together.- Language:
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19 Oct 2025
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familiar (but this time i've had some practice) by aloneintherain
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
22 Mar 2019
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Every decade, three teenagers are dragged from the future and placed in their younger bodies to give predictions that will set the tone for the next ten years on Berk.
But how are three dragon riders supposed to give prophecy to a village full of dragon-hating vikings?
(Time travel AU)
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27 Feb 2025
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5 Times Peter Fell, and Tony caught him. And the 1 Time Tony didn’t. by eva7673
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Captain America (Movies)
13 Sep 2017
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Peter has a nasty habit of falling. And Tony, bless him, will catch him every single time. Until the day he can't.
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23 Dec 2024
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A Peter Parker Problem by spagbol99
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
17 Jan 2022
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Peter Parker was back from the dead. At least that is what everybody told him. He'd been snapped out of existence until some sort of time travel and an active death wish by his mentor had saved him and the universe. Just your average sort of life for a 16 year old from Queens.
Peter comes back to find May has a husband and a kid. A new family he has to fit into. But he has done it before, he can do it again.
The only thing that feels solid is Tony: the Blip and fatherhood have mellowed him and Peter loves the bond they have now. He knows Tony would be there for him through anything. But Tony needs to focus on his own recovery - not small time Peter Parker problems. When things at home take a turn for the worse, Peter decides that he'll handle it himself. He is Spider-man. He's been to space and fought aliens. He can get through anything. After all, if May is happy, he is happy, right? Right?
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08 Nov 2024
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the long game by niniblack
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
12 Jun 2023
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“Your prints were a match for a missing persons case from ten years ago. A little boy who was kidnapped.”
The officer pulls out a picture that she turns toward Peter. It’s a little boy around four years old, with curly brown hair. “That’s you,” she says.
Peter shakes his head.
“Do you remember how you got to that park? Who left you there?”
“Lady, I don’t remember jack shit,” Peter says. “I was like four. No one remembers shit from when they were four.”
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Or: the biodad au where Peter gets arrested for selling drugs, and that actually improves his life.
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05 Sep 2024