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Mydei is convinced to go the strip club with his friends, and waiting for him there is the shock of a lifetime; Phainon Khaslana, the weird anime kid from high school, is now a tall, muscular stripper. And he's got the hots for Mydei.
And after all this time, Mydei still has the hots for him, too.
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Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 May 2026
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"If it was nothing, you shouldn't have a problem repeating it," Mydei says, unmoving, but Phainon knows if his palms weren't oiled and powdery, he'd be folding his arms over his chest. Instead, they hang, claw-like, in front of him. It'd be funny if Phainon had the upper hand. "Look me in the eye..."
Instead—in an obviously Pavlovian response—Phainon does.
"…And ask. One more time."
The song plummets into the bridge, petering out between them. Phainon inhales deeply, catalogues his crowded, eclectic dining/living room, at everything and everywhere except Mydei until he absolutely has to.
"Right…um. So. Mydei…" he nods, smiles, even, despite the dread. No point in backing down now.
"Do you want to make a sex tape?"
Phainon has a proposition. His feelings for Mydei are (definitely) not part of it.
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- Part 14 of atlas, my lover
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He clears his throat. “Mydeimos, I realize we've gotten off on the wrong foot. That is, you think I'm a perverted stalker who followed you home, stole your pan-laundry, and also somehow accused you of stealing said pan-laundry. So what do you say we start over?” He rustles the bouquet in his hand, dried leaves falling onto the floor. Great.
Mydei’s eyes trail downwards. “You're cleaning that up.”
“Right. No problem…” Phainon says dejectedly.
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Phainon steals his neighbor's panties. Somehow that isn't the most embarrassing thing he's done all week.
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V1RG1NB0TT0M explores the wonderful world of Blendr by mowralcoil
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 May 2026
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Hephaestion fails at reeling in a drunk Mydei.
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The water begins rippling again, this time much closer to his boat. For a moment, Phainon isn't sure what he's looking at—and then he chokes on his own tongue as the most beautiful man he's ever seen surfaces.
The man—the creature—brushes his hair out of his face. When he looks at Phainon with his golden eyes, Phainon shivers, sword nearly forgotten. He understands, now, why the heroes of myths tied themselves to their boats in siren-infested waters. He feels no better than them in this moment.
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Phainon sees something no man should see.