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    "Oral sex," Will blurts out before he can stop himself, looking everywhere but Dr. Lecter's eyes.

    Dr. Lecter, ever the gentleman, doesn't look away from Will. He also doesn't press Will to continue. His legs are neatly crossed at the knee, his hands pleasantly folded in his lap. He waits for Will to continue, to explain, to talk himself even deeper into the hole he's dug for himself, and Will—

    "You asked what helps me find myself when things get too—" Will makes a face and a gesture that indicate overwhelming is the word he's looking for. "So, oral sex. I find it…" Will swallows thickly, his eyes darting across the room to the large, grand windows, "grounding. To be able to…do something for my partner."

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    The quiet of the stream. The hum of an engine. Will enjoys being of service to his partners, sinking into their heat and giving them what they need. Usually, that's an omega, but beggars can't be choosers after the sting of Alana Bloom's rejection and the piercing haze of losing one's mind.

    The second half of season 1 starting with Fromage, but make it omegaverse porn - with all the dubious consent, hallucinations, and canon-typical shenanigans that implies.

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    Only an hour ago, Sherlock had been grasping at any excuse to convince John to head straight home. He’d called the idea of a pub gathering ‘an offensive waste of cognitive resources.’ Now, however, as he felt the weight of Watson’s burning gaze following his every move, his perspective was shifting.
    DI Miller’s hand landed at the small of his back. John was at their side within four seconds.

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    Sherlock was quietly testing the limits – how far he could push John before he snapped, hauled him back to Baker Street, and showed him precisely what kind of consequences came with provoking a former soldier.

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    Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"

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    "So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"

    Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."

    Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"

    "Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."

    Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."

    ~*~*~

    Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.

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    He looks at the plain brown box and feels his cheeks heat. The note attached to it is discrete enough, and he can’t figure out whether or not Hannibal knows what’s in the box that was delivered incorrectly to his Fire Station. 

    There are thirty-eight Fire Stations in all of Baltimore. Why the fuck did his package have to get misdelivered to Hannibal’s?

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    "Did you just smell me?”

     

    "Difficult to avoid. My apologies, I didn’t realize there were any Omegas in this section of the prison.”

     

    “Most get sent to the Omega Holding Facility two counties over. But then, most don’t get done in for rippin’ out an Alpha’s throat in the middle of the street.”

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    Hannibal Lecter had always known the winding road of fate may one day lead him straight to a prison cell. He’d never imagined he’d find his true mate there.

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