Paradoxical_Pendulum
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Maybe I Could be Kinder to Myself - Maybe it Wouldn't Hurt by Paradoxical_Pendulum
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Jun 2024
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The axe breaks, but you are still here. Or, maybe Tommy doesn't have to be self-destructive all the time.
Alternatively, I haven't consumed any content related to this fandom in quite literally years, but goddamn if this character isn't a perfect receptacle for my emotions.
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- Part 2 of Was it the worst? You’d never know
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 188
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- 1/1
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In which Tommy supposedly isn’t visibly hurt enough to justify feeling traumatized and getting help.
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- Part 1 of Was it the worst? You’d never know
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Just a moment, then maybe he wouldn’t be so tired. ficlet :)
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- 64
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- 1/1
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In which Mumbo and Grian face their supposedly last moments on a doomed world.
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- English
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- 202
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Sooooo..... uh, Virgil is a spider, and that’s all there really is too it.
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- Part 1 of Creepy Crawly Death Dealers
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Was it the worst? You’d never know by Paradoxical_Pendulum
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Jun 2024
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So uhh... this is mostly gonna be short, 10 chapter max stories about Virgil being part spider? I am DEFINITELY taking prompts/requests, and you can submit them through a comment on any of my works! If you do submit a comment, be warned that I may not finish the work until like a month later!
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Red Son desperately wanted to ignore it. He wanted to hike up his sleeves and tug on his collar and wait the sixty to eighty years it would take to get such humiliation off his skin. There was, however, a problem.
His soulmate was an artist.
(Soulmate au where what you draw on your body will appear on your partner. Canon compliant up to Season 3.)
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Bookmarked by Paradoxical_Pendulum
09 Jul 2025
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Nedzu isn't fond of many humans, but he was rather fond of strategy games, one of which led him to meet a rather curious and interesting human with the username of "Greenbean." He found himself looking forward to their games, until one day, he got a shocking realization that Green was not only a child, but a bullied one, and suddenly he had someone to protect.
And if he taught the child how to take over the world in the process, well, he was Nedzu, after all.
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- 66,218
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- 23/23
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- 131
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- 2,845
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Bookmarked by Paradoxical_Pendulum
07 Jul 2025
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Death’s Brought Me Company by GothMoth for Mimca, TheSilentBard, Carelisswriting, UnluckyAlis
Fandoms: Danny Phantom
26 Apr 2024
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There are times Vlad is truly baffled at how irresponsible, foolish, reckless, inane, stupid, dangerous, dense, careless, thoughtless, witless, idiotic, and hazardous, Maddie and Jack could be. They were his friends, yes, but they were a menace to everyone around them and he is not impressed with their son becoming their lastest ‘screw up’.
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- Part 16 of Phantom Phang Phucking Phreaking Phantastical Phabulous Phic Phight Phics 6.0 (The 2024 Edition)
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- English
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- 10,507
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 13
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- 396
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- 100
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- 3,609
Bookmarked by Paradoxical_Pendulum
26 Jun 2025
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"Changelings call it "Gravesand". Derived from the pulverized bones of fallen Gumm-Gumms, gravesand aids us changelings in shedding our human form and embracing our more trollish nature..."
Strickler is a little off in his calculations and the gravesand draws out an unexpected response from Jim. Hopefully he can figure out what is wrong and how to fix it before it is too late.
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- English
- Words:
- 9,647
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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Bookmarked by Paradoxical_Pendulum
19 Jun 2025
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It turns out that the views of Agents O and K are not held by the rest of the Guys in White... which they discover when they bring in a fourteen-year-old half-ghost kid for "painful experiments".
Phic Phight prompt by Nocturna Starr
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- Part 1 of Phic Phight 2020
- Language:
- English
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- 18,738
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by Paradoxical_Pendulum
07 Jun 2025