ParallelPenguins



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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    One day the Joker decides to lay his mark on what is his, but he doesn't anticipate the magnitude of what is about to unravel.

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  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    “Have you changed your mind?” Armand asked Daniel.

    Armand wouldn’t mind terribly if he had. Human politics would hardly affect them personally, and getting past security had been a rather refreshing challenge.

    Daniel continued to look down on the sleeping form of the former and future president of the United States of America. His frown deepened slightly.

    “It’s just...” Daniel said. “He doesn’t look particularly appetising, does he?”

    In which Armand and Daniel get involved in human politics.

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    10 Nov 2024

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    Bookmarking this so I can come back to it any time I need some good schadenfreude. Fuck Trump Vance, and all their ilk.

  3. Rec 18

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    “Would you die for me, Izzy?” his Captain asks one night, tracing rough fingers over the bruises he left on Izzy’s flank.

    “Yes.” Izzy breathes out. There’s no hesitation. He’d let Blackbeard kill him here and now if it’d please the man.

    “Good.” Blackbeard smiles like a shark.

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  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Stede's been far too lax with his crew for far too long. After one particularly close call, even he has to admit it. Problem is, he has no idea how to go about whipping this crew into shape. Turns out Izzy's got a few ideas. Everyone learns some things about themselves as a result.

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    16 Jan 2023

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    I gotta have a better way to find this when I wanna reread or if it updates.

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    Slayer Guillermo de la Cruz takes a job to kill a coven of vampires, but when it all goes bad, he finds himself caught up in Nandor, Nadja and Laszlo's hastily hatched plan to take advantage of their prisoner. What they have in store for him may be a fate worse than death.

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    01 Sep 2022

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    I wish I knew who wrote this so I could go read their other stuff. Oh well.