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Master of my Heart by NorthernKingOfFrogs, QueenShnoogleberry
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
05 Sep 2025
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*** Chapter 111 is posted in celebration of Day 15 of Kinktober. It can be read without having previously read the rest of the fic. It's Guillermo domming Nandor. Actually, Chapter 121 is pure smut as well.***
Beginning at the end of season 5, this fic explores the lives and relationship of Nandor and Guillermo following Guillermo's transformation back to a human. It details them getting together, building a strange new sort of family dynamic, ending up together and what a healthy relationship could look like for them. (Mild spoiler: Guillermo makes Nandor work for it.) I try to really get into what day to day life could look like for them, not just the passionate declarations of love, but also how the household functions, Nandor and Guillermo's issues and how they cope with their baggage.
Nandor and Guillermo develop as people, grow their bond, fight, make up, have adventures and build connections to other people.
There will be fluff, horses, tears, smut and hijinks.
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- Part 1 of Master of my Heart
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Sometimes a friend of a friend tells you a story so crazy you decide you have to turn it into a fanfic.
So this is the actor x film festival volunteer fic that has driven me rabid ever since.
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A lot has happened in the past few months. Guillermo has gone from making overpriced sandwiches, to working the mailroom at cannon capital, then being promoted to assistant (partially due to Nadja’s interference he’ll admit), and now he’s–a sidekick?
He’s not exactly sure what he’s doing now.
He moved back into the house around a month ago- the big blue room this time, not his old closet room- and it’s rather nice to be back. Originally, the plan was to find an apartment nearby so he could have a bit of distance, but with how much time he spends at the manor he’d just be burning money.
Nandor has done a surprisingly good job with the whole "equal partnership" thing anyways. They're friends now and it's lovely.
It still warms his heart every time Nandor calls Guillermo his friend.
Although a little part of him that he’s shoved deep down, still aches to be something more than that.
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Nandor asks Guillermo to go shopping with him, unfortunately they pick the wrong shop.
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Now you see me (now you still do!!!) by Mulch_Eaterr
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Sep 2025
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Guillermo's trying to set aside his emotions, but fate and his heart rate obviously has something else in mind..
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“What is amusing, peasant, is that you seem to have convinced yourself that I captured you because I believe you to possess some useful intelligence for my campaign.”
Guillermo struggled to keep his voice even. “Is there some other reason I’m missing?"
Nandor gave Guillermo a smile that could easily have been mistaken for sincere. Under different circumstances, the way his eyes crinkled might even have been endearing. But as it was, the smile chilled Guillermo to the bone. “Can you really think of no other use I might have for you?”
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When Guillermo hears that the Al-Qolnidarian army is coming to invade his home, he's ready to fight, even if it means certain death. Then he catches the eye of Nandor the Relentless - and neither of them is prepared for the consequences.
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Rās Al-Ghūl - The head of the demon (a Nandermo webcomic) by CannibalDolly
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
29 Aug 2025
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Al Ghūl (الغول) is an Arabic name that translates to "the demon," "the ogre," or "the devourer" and originates from Persian folklore, where a ghūl is a fearsome creature that feeds on human flesh and is often associated with deserts and desolate places. This is the story of how Nandor, once the greatest ottoman war general alive, got turned into a blood-thirsty and violent creature of the night.
"Rās Al-Ghūl", a Nandermo historical AU Webcomic based on the vampire origins of Nandor the Relentless, is an individual project drawn and written by Dolly.
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Well what do we have here?
A human Serial Killer wearing the face of a cherub?
Welcome to the twisted world of Guillermo de la Cruz, Serial Killer, and Nandor the Relentless, his vampire master.Series
- Part 1 of Of Long Nights and Longer Days
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5 more times the cameras got in the way.
+1 (more) time they weren't there.
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- Part 2 of Secret Relationship
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Nadja has discovered the Barbie movie. Guillermo has discovered exhaustion. Laszlo has discovered pink paint in places he’d rather not discuss. Colin Robinson? He’s having the time of his (several) lives.
(A missing-episode script where the vampires embrace Barbiecore… in the most barbi-baric way possible.)
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Standalone “lost episode.” Reads like a one-shot, but I might add more chaotic chapters later if the spirits (or ABBA) move me.- Language:
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Babe, prepare to cringe like never before:*
This is Day 31 of Schlocktober: "Ghost of a Sex Offender"
Summary: Our beloved vampires latest attempt at a seance goes horribly awry when they summon not a sexy duchess, but Trevor, a greasy, perverted ghost with a permanent erection. As Trevor begins his horny haunting, the household descends into chaos. Laszlo is horrified, Nadja is outraged, and Guillermo is just completely over it. The only one who seems to be benefiting is Nandor, who secretly finds this whole thing..oddly appealing. The ghostly shenanigans escalate from simple leering to full-on ectoplasm-smearing, leading the vampires to realize they need to exorcise their new, revolting roommate.
This story contains:
- One (1) polterwanker
- Approximately fourteen (14) gallons of ectoplasm
- “Wall sex” as a haunting method
- Spiritual ejaculate on a harpsichord
- Nandor being deeply, troublingly open-minded
- And a familiar just trying to clean up one fucking mess before bed
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The sounds coming from above her were animalistic, almost; moans that gave away how satisfied the Guide was, how thrilled she had been to pierce through Nadja’s skin and devour her. The Guide was known for being dedicated to whatever her task was… and tasting her, feeding from her, was no different.
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Nandor enjoys a ride through a desert until he doesn't
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For some mysterious, magical reason, Guillermo has been turned into a spider. The members of the Staten Island household deal with it the way they deal with most things.
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just another vampire love story by C8H11NO2_C10H12N2O_C43H66N12O12S2
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Aug 2025
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this is a personal fic I'm writing and then transferring here with updated names and pronouns. i will be using y/n i think its easiest for most people, idc if its "cringe", sue me. english is my first language but dont let that stop you from correcting my grammar mistakes and any spelling errors (my editor is dyslexic). dont have high hopes for this, im notorious for abandoning fics when im back on my meds cause i dont maintain the same level of angst when medicated. if anything, use this as a starting point for your own maladaptive daydreams. fuck yall i add chapters whenever and wherever i feel like it, so mayhaps reread the story often to get all of it. i know at least the first bit i have written needs a chapter or two before it for world building but ill get to it when i get to it. i just want something down on ao3. love you all, sorry i said fuck you a while ago.
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Moore Family Life by NorthernKingOfFrogs, QueenShnoogleberry
Fandoms: Original Work, What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Aug 2025
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This is a companion piece that will be running parallel to Master of my Heart, but with the primary focus being the Moore family, Raegan, Rowan and Marlowe. It will intersect with Master of me Heart, even share passages and chapters, and it is advised to read both, but it will not be strictly necessary.
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- Part 3 of Master of my Heart
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Nandor's grasping at straws, he knows.
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Night-blooming Violets by Useful_Oxymoron
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Aug 2025
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After a chance encounter with an ancient vampire in a dark alley, Hermione Granger's life will forever change as she rises as one of the undead children of the night. She quickly finds out that vampiric existence is nothing like it is in books or movies and struggles to make sense of this new hidden world around her. Bellatrix, the gorgeous yet dour vampire who turned her isn't much of a help to begin with and when her long-time rival Pansy also joins the ranks of the undead, Hermione's existence becomes a roller-coaster of vampiric misadventure.
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falling in love with a vampire.. pires?? by Angel_pup
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Aug 2025
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Nandor, Laszlo and Colin live life as normal until each of them meet someone new and their lives are changed. For better or for worse, they find connections that will last forever.
Human!AU
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The More Things Change by Cousin Shelley (CousinShelley) for eponymiad
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Aug 2025
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One year after the end of filming, the camera crew comes back for a follow-up.