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I Need The Deep End by PastyPirate
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Mar 2026
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Maybe, just maybe, Ilya can admit the Spyder is a bit suspicious. The Raiders license plate is not helping things but the Lambo has the vanity plate ROZY so what was he supposed to do? Take his Ferrari to pick up his boyfriend? No. Let his boyfriend take a cab to his house from the airport? Absolutely not.
Luckily Shane is helping the situation by dressing like a broke frat boy in a hoodie that he’s had since he was seventeen years old (Ilya would know), a backwards Blue Jays hat, sweatpants, with nothing but a duffle and an insulated tote bag
In which; The Hollanders take Ilya on a last minute road trip. Yuna is concerned about Ilya’s career, Shane wants to be the best boyfriend possible, Ilya wants to pay for a damn meal, and David is just happy to be in the kitchen.
A Prequel to “One For The Road” but both can stand alone
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- Part 1 of On The Road Again
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Hand in Hand, Let's Play with the Fire by PastyPirate
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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“So we thought it’d be cute if we did your legal name.”
The realization hits Shane only a split second before Harris lifts a Jersey. Same ugly Centaurs Pride Logo, Same 24, same A.
HOLLANDER-ROZANOV is blazoned across the back, squeezed in to fit the 20 inches allotment.
Shane and Ilya have their first Centaurs Pride Night as a married couple. They're definitely not weird about it. (Bood disagrees)
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- Part 3 of On The Road Again
- Part 2 of Legacy
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Taking Care by PastyPirate
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Feb 2026
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“This is not your job Hollander,” Ilya said, leaning on the door frame to watch him, “you are my guest.”
“No, I’m your boyfriend. This is definitely boyfriend territory.” He held out a hand, wiggling his fingers at Ilya, “can you give me a wrench.”
In Shane's defense, he was left unattended in Ilya's house.
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- Part 2 of Boyfriend Territory
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Somebody Told the Stars (That You're Not Coming Out Tonight) by PastyPirate
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Feb 2026
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“They all know you’re a king Hollander,” Ilya muttered in Shane’s ear, speaking slowly so Shane could parse out the Russian words with his quick brain as they watched a rookie leave to go tell his friends that he talked to Hollander and Rozanov.
“Shut up,” Shane said, nudging him with his elbow before letting his hand drop to Ilya’s thigh. “I’m just here as a supportive husband.”
Shane Hollander is not invited to the All-Stars game as retaliation, but his husband, Ilya Rozanov, is. The lines between being a supportive husband and being unhinged about their shared dynasty gets a little blurred.
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- Part 1 of Legacy
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One for the Road by PastyPirate
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jan 2026
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“You can’t go two weeks without fucking me anyways,” Shane heard himself saying, and instantly felt like he’d chosen the wrong dialogue option. He should’ve said something like I’d like to see all the ways you can figure it out or maybe not sharing a room has never stopped us before.
Ilya let out a laugh, “Please, you beg for me all the time.”
“I’m not the one who can’t go more than a day without jerking off —” shut up Hollander, SHUT UP “I can totally go two weeks without fucking.”
The Centaurs do a rotational room program for their first road trip of the season. Which would be fine if Ilya and Shane could be professionals.
Shane starts a fight and gets a Dick Trick, Ilya is a mastermind, Bood becomes an Queer Icon, Troy has no idea what's going on, Hayes is having the time of his life, and no one wants to talk about the showers thing anymore.
Now with Prequel, but stands alone.
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- Part 2 of On The Road Again
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On The Road Again by PastyPirate
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Mar 2026
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Boyfriend Territory by PastyPirate
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Feb 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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21 Apr 2026
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5 Times Shane and Ilya Matched Each Other's Freak (+1 Time They Kept Things Completely Vanilla) by there_must_be_a_lock
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jan 2026
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“It was cruel,” Ilya murmurs, brushing the saltwater from Shane’s freckles with a careful thumb. “I was cruel. To both of us. And I’m sorry.”
Shane breathes with him for a moment, both of them trying to pull themselves together, before he grumbles, “I don’t even remember why I brought that up.”
“Because you want to be annoying in bed until I slap you,” Ilya reminds him patiently.
“Oh. Right.”
[Or: Shane and Ilya are very, very compatible.]
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- Part 1 of Compatible
- Part 1 of Hollanov standalones
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time to update.
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
/)/) /)/) /)/) (..) (..) (..) *( ) *( ) *( )
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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11 Jan 2026
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Every time your soulmate lies, their words are written on you.
Shane doesn’t lie often. His soulmate does though.
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