PatentlyAbsurd
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- Fallout 4 (2)
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- Dragon Age: Inquisition (1)
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Perhaps, Cassandra thought reluctantly, it wasn't the light at all.
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When Preston asks, “Babe, are you okay?” his answer is predictable. He smiles, a smile that doesn’t reach his eyes, and says “Just a little tired, cowboy.”
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Dogmeat doesn’t bark that often, luckily, except when he’s fighting. Which is why Preston immediately reaches for his gun when he bolts upright in bed. Sturges, in the bed on the other side of the room, simply snorts in his sleep and turns over again. Sometimes Preston envies his ability to sleep through anything. When there’s a potential threat, he does not.
He doesn't take Oliver and his tendency to wake up early into account.
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Hollanov NSFW Sketches by MinaLogan
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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A place for my half-baked Hollanov NSFW. It was inevitable folks. This is NSFW fanart.
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02 Feb 2026
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He should be back at his dingy little flat, cutting mold off a crust of bread, eating that crust of bread while staring out the window, then falling asleep with a lit cig in his hand. He didn't need to be here. But having something to dangle over Ser Petro's head, maybe that was worth the trouble.
Exhausted, chain-smoking templar Tarquin decides, against his better judgement, to look into cases of unusual demonic possession occurring in Dock Town.
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17 Jan 2026
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Nutcracker! by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Feb 2026
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"You will bend for me many times, I think, before this production is over."
Shane means to say no. He means to tell Ilya Rozanov—arrogant Bolshoi principal dancer and professional pain in his ass—to fuck off and stop moving set pieces without permission. Instead, he ends up on his knees in a dressing room, which is definitely not how the Royal Winnipeg Ballet’s stage manager is supposed to handle conflict resolution.
Three weeks until opening night. One impossible rivalry. And absolutely no way this ends well.
or: Ilya comes to Winnipeg for The Nutcracker. Shane tries very hard to hate him. The mindblowing hate-sex doesn’t help.
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16 Jan 2026
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Wolfbird by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.
Through their arrangement at a discreet Montreal kink bar, where NDAs protect secrets and sessions are charged per hour, they discover the most dangerous thing isn’t being caught—it’s wanting more than those hours allow.
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30 Dec 2025
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don't leave me high (don't leave me dry) by emonlispenardstreet
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Feb 2026
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hollyadmirals24: Male seeking help improving at oral sex. Clean, ready to learn and willing to host. M only. Strictly platonic. Message for details.
or: shane and ilya are hockey players for the mcgill marauders. after a disastrous night with rose, shane puts a drunken ad on craigslist asking for help with oral sex. his teammate, ilya, replies.
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22 Dec 2025