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  1. Public Bookmark 93

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    [From Tumblr]: Good cop bad cop but Jim Gordon (the good cop) is passed out from blood loss and exhaustion and Batman (the obvious bad cop) bundles everyone involved (including his kids) into a corner booth at a 24 hour diner and proceeds to interrogate the suspect over shitty diner coffee and the sounds of his kids force feeding Commissioner Gordon apple pie and french fries.

    It's the most intimidating interrogation that has ever taken place in Gotham.

    (or, the one where May’s Diner has seen everything Gotham has to offer at night. almost everything, at least)

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    16 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    When Grover first caught a whiff of Mr. Jackson’s scent, he knew something was up.

    Sure, the man looked normal enough from Grover’s brief glimpse of him through the windshield as Mrs. Jackson’s Toyota Prius trundled up the long driveway. He had sunburnt shoulders and was still wearing a pair of bright yellow bib-and-brace oilskins, like he’d just come back from his job on the fishing trawler.

    He fit in perfectly with the rest of what Grover realised must be Percy’s family home. And wow, way to go Percy. Grover hadn’t expected a beautiful blue wooden structure that looked like it had come out of the fjords of Norway, backed onto the ocean with its own dock and private stretch of beach so close to New York.

    But once the car got close and Grover caught Mr. Jackson’s scent, all of Grover’s fur stood on end.

    Because beyond the sweat, salt, and dead fish he could pick up, there was a strangely synthetic human smell. It was sort of like how Fanta smelt like oranges. Which was to say - and a sharp stab of anxiety wormed its way into Grover’s heart at the thought - Mr. Jackson smelt like he was a fake human. Was Mr. Jackson a monster in disguise?

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    15 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Pardon me, handsome fella?”

    Trent’s eyebrow was already on its way up his forehead to silence whoever came up to him like that when he turned around. His eyebrow sunk, and instead, the corners of his mouth automatically curved upwards against his control.

    There, dripping raindrops from the tips of his nose and hair, Ted Lasso, the most infuriatingly handsome and devastatingly flirty patron Trent has ever had the luck to encounter in his library, grinned at him over a shoulder-high display shelf.

    “Hello, stranger,” Trent greeted him back, and aligned a few books in front of him.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    Stanley Pines is the last person to label himself as the guy to save the world. Especially because the world is so fucked at this point, no one can do it. He stopped believing it possible about half an hour after he witnessed a giant yellow triangle take a bite out of the planet— yeah, he has no idea either, thanks.

    He plans for the maybe-week the world has left to stick to feasible goals, like “eat one last meal,” and “don’t die until you get to do it yourself.” But just as the second of those is about to fall through, he’s grabbed by a man with a weird tape measure, whisked off to another time, and told that none of this is supposed to have happened. And that they’re apparently trusting the fate of the world to… him?

    They insist that he’s the guy for the job, apparently based on exactly how the triangle got the chance to end the world in the first place. It was, according to them, one idiotic schmuck who let himself get conned. They just need Stan to kill the guy before that happens.

    And, sure. It’s not like Stan’s life could get any more insane than it already has. Who do they need him to kill exactly?

    …Who do they need him to kill, exactly?

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    14 Sep 2025

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    With Uther’s death, Arthur ascends to the throne and officially becomes King of Camelot. Naturally, this means that Merlin is now the King’s manservant, not the Prince’s. What sounds like mere semantics turns out to be much more than that. As Merlin struggles to keep up with the demands of his new job, Arthur finds himself burdened by the realities of kingly responsibilities. Soon, the strain of stress puts their friendship to the test...

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