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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    Draco Malfoy enjoys his status as a magical consultant investigating dark artefacts. He works when he likes (usually after lunch), gets to engage in thrilling amounts of derring-do, and has ample time for gratuitous philandering. But when friend and Auror Harry Potter brings him in on a case involving a cursed object with which Draco has personal history, he's forced into a partnership with the one person who can't seem to fully forgive his past misdeeds - Hermione Granger.

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    22 Nov 2025

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    “You implied you’d be open to teaching Malfoy how to—” Pansy hesitated for the barest second. “—eat.”

    “You can call it cunnilingus, if you prefer,” Hermione offered, then refocused. “But…yes, I suppose I did.”

    Malfoy stared at her as if she’d just declared herself not only a secret Pureblood but also a die-hard supporter of Voldemort.

    She didn’t think it was truly that shocking that she’d want to teach him a thing or two, even if the subject happened to be rather personal.

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    Or, a game of Truth or Dare reveals that Hermione is the only one with any sexual experience. And, naturally, she's quite happy to share her knowledge.

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    21 Aug 2025

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    Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
    Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
    Nothing about this is graceful.
    They're both doing it anyway.

    Expect:

    -missed signals
    -disaster courtship rituals
    -deeply amused Slytherins
    -Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
    -a tea towel that counts as an act of war
    -"this is fine" energy
    -Hermione Granger, missing every signal
    -Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
    -nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely graceful

    Challenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
    Aster:
    Patience, elegance
    Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn

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    24 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 95

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    Hawkeye is temporarily reassigned for an undercover mission, and as fate would have it, Mustang stumbles across her at work.

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    Mustang is THIRSTY, and how Hawkeye received her code name Elizabeth.

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    21 Feb 2025

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    NEW AUTHOR NOTE (as at 01 June 2025) - there will be no explanation, there will just be MMAM!

    Kidding, but Taylor reference is always called for. I shall explain - this fic will remain up online for the time being. My book (At the Mercy of Midnight), being published 09 August 2025, is so far removed from this fic in many ways (it is not a rewrite etc), that I feel comfortable leaving this fic as is to stand on its own feet until a time where I no longer wish for it to be available online. Xx love to all

    I'm available for chats on TikTok: @awritersproject and Instagram: @infinitybooks

     

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    When Hermione Granger is accidentally cut by an old Malfoy Family Heirloom, a matrimonial blade, an ancient magic seems to think she is betrothed to the last Malfoy heir, and begins to pull her into Draco’s bed every night, at midnight.

    A non-epilogue compliant Dramione fan fiction.

    Binding queries: all binding requests of this fic have my blanket consent as long as they are for personal use only, with no intent to profit off the bind whatsoever.

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    14 Jan 2025