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Back in 2006 by GirlUncleWineAuntEmoCousin
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
10 May 2026
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You thought you'd broken the cycle. No more generational trauma, no more marrying some chauvinistic pig your family handpicked. It was the 21st century after all, c'mon now!
And then you woke up engaged to Naoya "women should be seen and not heard" Zen'in. Fictional - or, well, he was supposed to be. Turns out dying has a way of making things complicated, because here you are, very much alive, in a universe that very much has no business existing outside a Weekly Shonen Jump chapter.
Back in 2006 - the very same year you were born in.So what do you do with a second chance and the foreknowledge of every horrible thing that's about to happen?
Spoil shows on Internet forums. Make friends with people you really, really should not get attached to. Surprise-adopt (kidnap) traumatized clan kids who did not ask for your intervention and will not thank you for it. Confuse the living shit out of everyone around you on a daily basis. Deal with cryptic dreams from a Heian period ancestor who seriously needs to get a hobby. Try (as more of a background objective than an actual plan) to keep people alive.
Oh, and invest in stocks.
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08 Mar 2026
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The Phantom Guardian by MissingN000
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
31 Dec 2024
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There's something about this girl, like looking in a funhouse mirror a third of his size. “Oi, kid,” Toji says. “It’s you, isn’t it?”
The girl glares daggers at him from behind a pair of red-rimmed glasses too big for her tiny face. She’s looking at him like he’s totally crazy, which isn’t entirely untrue. “Huh? Who the heck are you?”
In lieu of answering, he asks, “What’s your name?”
The girl scowls. “Maki.”
“Maki,” he repeats, and it’s like a missing piece of his soul falls back into place. The record of his life before he fought the Six-Eyes brat is a long, impossibly white scroll of nothing -- but written on it in faint letters is the name of a child, a child with a delicate name that brushed the heavens, spun a prayer into letters; a name that began with an M, and it ended in i, too.
“Maki,” he says again. “I think you’re my daughter.”
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Toji makes a mistake. It changes everything.
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25 Jan 2026
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Brave Soul by AL_2424
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 May 2025
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“Damn, it really did combine with you,” Gojo chuckles as he leans away from your space, “That’s hilarious.”
You beg to differ, sir. The child that’s maybe gone and you possibly indirectly killed (you’ll deal with that later) ate a crusty, mummified finger and now you’re dealing with the consequences.
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You wake up as fucking Itadori Yuuji out of all Shonen main characters.
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- Part 7 of AL’s Reader/OC-Insert Fics
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28 Dec 2024
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Abnormalize by Luna_Moon22
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Jan 2025
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“…why…” He mutters. His throat hurts. “…why’m I here..? Why me?”
Satoru knows that it’s a stupid question. He can think of a million and one reasons why he would be the one ripped from his home. Kenjaku smiles anyway. Wider. He pushes down on Satoru’s forehead.
“Because you are a monster, Gojou Satoru-kun. Our job is to control monsters.” He leans closer. “And to find out what it is that makes you tick.”
“I’m–“ Satoru’s eyes are wide. He thrashes again. “I’m not a–“
“You are not allowed out of this.” Kenjaku continues. “No matter how hard you struggle, you will never escape us. Cooperate, and it will be bearable. Continue to struggle, and I cannot promise you even that.” The man’s smile drops.
“Do you understand, Subject 001?”
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28 Dec 2024
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I’ll See Your Heart And I’ll Raise You Mine by Firesign_18
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Apr 2025
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Almost one year after the conclusion of the Paranormal Liberation War, Ochako Uraraka is haunted by Himiko Toga’s death and trying to honour her sacrifice by working harder, doing more, being better.
Hawks surprises Ochako when he finds a quirk user who can capture and broadcast her and Himiko’s fight, to finally allow Japan and the world to see all that occurred between them, including Himiko’s sacrifice.
What Ochako doesn’t know is this is one step in a much larger plan, a plan that Hawks and Principal Nezu have been working on since Hawks made a fateful, impulsive decision as Ochako was being airlifted away from the battle at Gunga.
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- Part 1 of ISYH Continuity
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03 Dec 2024