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The New Alpha And The Avenger by RocketStardust01
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man - All Media Types, The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types, The Incredible Hulk (2008)
25 Apr 2016
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The worlds of the unbonded avengers were about to be rocked by a powerful alpha. Are they going to be able to turn their barely functioning group into a strong pack and find happiness and peace after all they have been through?
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16 Feb 2026
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Scout's Honor by PastaFossa
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Oct 2025
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"His lips tasted like his chai tea, like cinnamon, and a little like the vanilla candies he kept tucked away in the pocket of the recliner. You couldn't help but savor the sweetness of it, the now-familiar heat of his breath in your mouth.
But the kiss didn't stay slow, stay sweet for long."
Or: in which Bob discovers he really likes having his hair pulled.
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- Part 2 of Tunatober Prompt Challenge 2025
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15 Feb 2026
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Lipstick Stamps by lady_pug
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
13 May 2025
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“How nice it must be.” he mumbled after a beat “To have someone.”
“Yeah, I guess so.” you smiled softly at him, but it felt… off “You’ll find someone one day, Bob, I’m sure you will.”
He shook his head, a sad smile growing on his face.
“I’m not sure that’s on the cards for me.”
“What do you mean?” you asked, almost as if you were personally insulted by this.
“I mean, I don’t think I deserve something like that, you know. Not after everything. And besides who could possibly want someone like-”
He could see the exact moment your face hardened as you took a step towards him, cutting him off mid sentence.
“Someone like what?” you asked, voice low and, dare he say, menacing.
Now he was afraid to say it. You looked mad, and the last thing he had wanted was to upset you. But in Bob’s eyes it was true. He was a loser, he couldn’t even help the team properly as of yet, and he had almost killed everyone including you. He couldn’t possibly fathom how anyone, much less someone as cool and kind and badass like you, could be into him.
“Someone like, you know, me.” he confessed.
And that’s how he ended up here.
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30 Jan 2026
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Punishment for one, Pleasure for two by GenshinConsorts
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Nov 2022
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Genshin!AU, Empress!AU. Scaramouche decided to be a brat and once you realized that your usually punishments aren't getting through to him, you decide to try something new by bringing someone else in. Basically, Scaramouche has to watch as you rail someone else.
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28 Jan 2026
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The Congressman On His Knees by the_wandering_wonder
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
25 Sep 2025
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James Buchanan Barnes carries the weight of control on the Senate floor — but behind closed doors, he gives it all to you. One locked office door, one guiding hand in his hair, and the man the country calls Congressman is suddenly on his knees, worshiping you like it’s the only oath that’s ever mattered.
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28 Jan 2026