PoeticallyIrritating
Fandoms
- Yellowjackets (TV) (66)
- Orphan Black (TV) (19)
- Severance (TV) (16)
- Taylor Swift (Musician) (10)
- Pluribus (TV 2025) (8)
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i'm not gonna stop you this time, baby by twobirdsofficial (PoeticallyIrritating)
Fandoms: Pluribus (TV 2025) RPF
15 Feb 2026
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The ebb and flow of casual touch, and how it comes to a head.
Awards season January 2026, unsurprisingly.
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go, and sin no more by PoeticallyIrritating for bound1996
Fandoms: Die! Die! My Darling! | Fanatic (1965)
04 Feb 2026
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Patricia's captivity strains her.
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Her knuckles still sting, sometimes, in Harmony's presence.
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Harmony, Natalie, and mortification of the flesh. And the ambiguous presence of Natalie’s earpiece.
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you do something to my patience by twobirdsofficial (PoeticallyIrritating)
Fandoms: Hacks (TV 2021) RPF
19 Jan 2026
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Hannah is pretty sure that season three, episode six, was designed in a lab specifically to torture her.
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Golf episode smut feat. Jean Smart's costuming choices.
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pattyellen weird gross surreal eroticism by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandom Damages (US TV 2007)
20 Nov 2025
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pattyellen fics where they don't have sex but they do something else weird and it's sexy anyway.
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can i use you up? by twobirdsofficial (PoeticallyIrritating), twobirdsofficial
Fandom Florence + the Machine, Taylor Swift (Musician)
07 Sep 2024
- Words:
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wouldn't know when to stop by twobirdsofficial (PoeticallyIrritating), twobirdsofficial
Fandom Phoebe Bridgers (Musician), Taylor Swift (Musician)
10 Sep 2024
- Words:
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blood in my mouth (dripping like honey) by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandom The Substance (2024)
30 Jul 2025
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Elisasue fics in which Elisabeth tries to terminate slightly earlier in the story and the results are somewhat less violent and more weird fucked up sexual.
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- Bookmarks:
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“What do you all dream about, anyway,” Carol asked.
“Colors,” Zosia said. “And language, sound. Architecture.”
Carol lifted her head. “Architecture?”
Zosia either smiled with just one side of her mouth — which was new — or Carol could only see one side — which was also new. In either case, her own mouth felt dry.
“Systems,” Zosia said. “Simplicity. We’re interested in continuity.”
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
13 Feb 2026
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Harmony imagines amber liquid, Helena's manicured nails gripping the glass like anything she holds too loosely might cease to exist.
She's so honest like this. A rare state. It's the only time she comes close to saying what she wants.
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
26 Jan 2026
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I'll show you yours if you show me mine.
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
20 Jan 2026
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Carol is beginning to suspect that if a beautiful woman asked her to put her head in a bear trap, she’d only pause to ask whether she should take her clothes off first.
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
04 Jan 2026
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bound to your bedside, your eulogy singer by ToothpasteCheesecake
Fandoms: Pluribus (TV 2025)
19 Dec 2025
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Her fingers curl up, muscle memory, shifting in slow, cautious movements inside of you. Inside of your flesh, your muscle, your torso. Inside of a unit of flesh, a unit of muscle, a unit of bones. You are, of course, simply another unit of muscle—-but you are a unit of muscle with Her buried deep inside, the second best thing to a joining.
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
20 Dec 2025