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Alastor got a little caught up in his hobby and now the FBI is snooping around New Orleans, looking for a serial killer.
To avoid detection Alastor contracts his estranged father to help him lay low for a while.
His father is the leader of a gang, and a certain member of that gang quickly finds himself fixated on Alastor
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Stitched Up: Part 1 of the Mixed Signals Duology
Alastor's wound from the battle with Adam is not healing. Out of time and out of choices, he decides to raid VoxTek for their new medical product--only to be caught before he can use it. Vox, ever the opportunist, offers him a deal that he is in no position to refuse...
Story Notes / Content Warnings:
- This is officially an AU! Canon divergent post-Season 1.
- Alastor is represented as a sex-indifferent asexual in this story (an individual with no desire for sex but no particular repulsion for the act). (With thanks to Manuscripts Don’t Burn for the terminology!)
- Due to the nature of Vox and Alastor's deal, all acts between them fall under the 'DubCon' umbrella.
- There will be violence. There will also be cuddling.
- Specific chapters may have additional Content Warnings. Please check the chapter notes.Series
- Part 1 of Mixed Signals (RadioStatic Duology)
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03 Dec 2025
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Of all the demons who could have possibly inherited his contract. Why did it have to be Vox? The pompous, obnoxious, desperate television demon who had been oh so obsessed with him for ages. And Vox would never let him go. Not now that he had him. What he’d wanted for so long now, always just out of his reach. No, nothing could persuade him to give him up.
Vox gets ahold of Alastor's soul, and he intends to take full advantage of his new acquisition. Unfortunately, his feelings for the man make everything a bit more complicated. But Alastor might just come to realize that Vox owning his soul isn't actually the worst thing.
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29 Nov 2025
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.
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17 Apr 2024
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Edward Teach owns the wildly successful greeting card company Blackbeard. He's going on Undercover Boss as Jeff the Accountant to get a feel for what the company looks like when he's not around.
Stede Bonnet is the manager of the singing cards department in Blackbeard. He's definitely got it all together. For sure. If you squint.
Aka the OFMDxOfficexUndercover Boss fic no one asked for
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25 Dec 2023
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Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match by DancingLassie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
21 Dec 2021
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The last thing Vesemir expected when he broke his hip (caused by slipping in his kitchen, of all things) was to meet the future love of Geralt’s life. Now all he had to do was subtly convince Geralt and Jaskier of the fact.
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- Part 1 of Matchmaker
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18 Jan 2022