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After,
She knows.
After.
a song she's heard, now stuck in her head, one she hums when the words elude her
More than anything else it is that she knows.
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"High-mass stars explode as supernovas, which are energetic enough to fuse more elements and spread them through space. The remnant of the star’s core shrinks into a neutron star for moderately high-mass stars, or a black hole for very high-mass stars. Astronomers study supernovas and their remnants to understand the way these stars die and spread materials through the galaxy. The neutron stars and black holes they leave behind also shape their environments in profound ways."
https://www.cfa.harvard.edu/research/science-field/stellar-astronomy
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Draco had been in prison for two years and on probation for six months. Well-meaning, but infuriating, Black women and one Impossible Boy never leave him alone. The Ministry of Magic’s Bureaucratic Vermin made it abundantly clear he wasn’t allowed to leave this travesty of a landmass. Fine. Magical Society could fuck right off. He would stick to the bits of England that were overwhelmingly mundane.
Which had been suiting him well enough, until one night, after his shift he definitely, positively, did not see Harry Fucking Potter in the alley behind his work. Saint Potter, in his infinite annoyance, was still gossiped about even here and everyone knew the git was partying his way across Europe.
Draco couldn’t have seen him.
Unfortunately, there was nothing wrong with Draco’s hearing: "It's Hermione. It's not good. I need your help."
Draco was trying his best, but the world really was out to fuck him.
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The High Reeve has been hunting down the last of the remaining members of the Order of the Phoenix after The Resistance's crushing defeat at the Final Battle. McGonagall is the last left alive. Well, the last known member.
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After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.
When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.
tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post
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Bookmarked by PrincessBitter
06 Feb 2026
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Writing is excellent.
Enjoying the humour inherent in the nonsense of the Wizarding World.
This Is Draco and Hermione In Character
Read this. Are you looking for something to read featuring these two?
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What's more difficult than dealing with one Severus Snape? Dealing with two of them.
After Hermione mysteriously stumbles across a teenage Severus Snape in the Room of Requirement, she finds herself seeking out the companionship of the troubled young man more and more.
Meanwhile, the very adult Professor Snape finds himself in far closer quarters than he would like with a girl he tried to forget about long ago.
A story about love, fate, and two people who just can't manage to escape either.
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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Despite Jinu's betrayal, Rumi and her bandmates are able to pull off the ultimate victory– the golden Honmoon.
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Bookmarked by PrincessBitter
18 Sep 2025
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Chapter 35
Fic reminds me of why I got hooked on fanfic in the first place.
A WIP worth following
It's a privilege to find stories like this one; to be reminded that there are wonderful, nuanced people out in the world writing free, gorgeous works for us demons to devour whenever we are hungry.
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It’s the smell of it. Chemical. Bitter and sharp as a raw edge on metal. Just a hint of it as she passes him at breakfast — but enough to stop her dead, mid-step.
There is Wolfsbane in his tea.
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Bookmarked by PrincessBitter
21 Sep 2022
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And yes, I still think this has the best kiss ever written.